@OhMarie I'd go with 'Flub', which would be short of 'Mother Flubbin Kitten'. Otherwise names that reference fuzziness or smallness or a combination thereof.
ETA: And I can never have a kitten, so that name is forever free for the taking.
@coolallison Oh I am counting down the minutes. Your list is banging, in particular #3 and #4. :) I'm camping this weekend, which I should add to my list, because it will be nice to be out among the trees and rocks (really, it's just humanity that is on my shit-list right now).
@adorable-eggplant I just thought of one more thing: margaritas.
@stonefruit It's the same for objections to catcalling: the response is always something like, "I'm calling you a hottie, shut up or pretend to enjoy it." And when people try to explain that even for people who do fit the face-of-the-future hazel-eyed mould this kind of stuff is insulting and degrading, there's always a backlash. Don't get it? Fine, sorry you cannot have some basic empathy.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) Cannot wait, I'm having a tough day, so the best I can come up with is whiskers on kittens. Those are nice. Everything else? Not nice.
@up cubed DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....: (those are frowny faces + tears, I cannot even with this fetishizing of mixed identities)
ETA: And it's all so so people can smuggly pat themselves on the back for being 'accepting'.
@Woman Laughing Alone With Boas Sayyy it! Or just give 'em a big old link here, because this is perfect.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. "And maybe it's good that people keep writing pieces like this, so impossibly shallow and shortcut-minded that the subtext is clear as anything: look how nice we look, as a people, when white gets to be more interesting and minorities get to look white. Look at this freckled, green-eyed future. Look at how beautiful it is to see everything diluted that we used to hate." So much this. Just so freaking much.
@large__marge The capricorn in my life is also getting ready to graduate. I really hope this part is on the nose: "If before you stands a straight shot to whatever love is, then step forward, Capricorn, and claim it."
High-fives all around, fellow libras!