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By christina tesoro on The Best Time I Wrote Orlando Bloom Fan Fiction

At least your protagonists were stand ins for you instead of ACTUALLY you. I just shamelessly wrote RPF fan fiction ABOUT MYSELF and Orlando. And had some of my crazier friends do it too! (This abated in high school but THEN RESUMED when a friend of mine and I chose to try to teach ourselves to write erotica by writing about each other and our various celebrity crushes [Cumberbatch and Hiddleston, respective cheekbone gods.] Didn't realize that two ladies writing explicit porn about each other counts as long distance flirting. It does.)

This was PERFECT though ahhh! Filled with nostalgia and affection for pre-teen you and pre-teen me. Did you have a life size Legolas cut out?! Did you frantically read all three LOTRs books after seeing hte first movie to MAKE SURE LEGOLAS DIDN'T DIE?! I also had an Orli-obsessed pen pal, who at summer camp glued a picture of Orlando to a spatula, named him Mark, and then used him to dispense dating and also writing advice.

Teeniboppers are THE BEST, thank you so much for writing this. :)

Posted on January 13, 2015 at 2:14 pm 1

By Penny on The Best Time I Wrote Orlando Bloom Fan Fiction

Oh my goodness I loved this. I still have a journal somewhere filled with fanfiction about my imaginary romances with a wide range of unthreatening vaguely good looking movie stars. Can't decide whether to keep it forever or throw it out in case I die and it becomes my embarrassing legacy.

Posted on January 13, 2015 at 1:08 pm 2

By susan@twitter on The Best Time I Wrote Orlando Bloom Fan Fiction

I cannot describe to you how much this was my actual childhood. Granted, any Orlando Bloom fanfiction I wrote only made vague references to sex because I was always too embarrassed to write about something I knew literally nothing about, but OH GOD this is - my entire life is flashing before my eyes.

I had such unfounded rage towards Kate Bosworth that even years and years later, I still get a weird twinge of dislike when I see her. And we won't even talk about when she started dating Alexander Skarsgard.

Posted on January 13, 2015 at 12:57 pm 3

By Jackee Sadicario@facebook on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

need my galactic rabbit horoscope!!!!

Posted on December 8, 2014 at 9:22 am 2

By EM87 on Men Explain Cars To Me

@DaJuice A more charitable interpretation: "The only thing that usually amuses me is looking at a penis"

Posted on November 20, 2014 at 6:00 pm 2

By totallyunoriginal on DO NOT GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER THESE 39 QUESTIONS

@adorable-eggplant I would eat the tomato. I'm a total tomato cast-off fan.

Posted on November 19, 2014 at 4:05 pm 1

By Jazmine Hughes on DO NOT GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER THESE 39 QUESTIONS

@Neve Garrett Gif Created on Make A Gif

Posted on November 19, 2014 at 2:38 pm 4

By Jazmine Hughes on DO NOT GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER THESE 39 QUESTIONS

@Jazmine Hughes do not get married unless your partner can count

Posted on November 19, 2014 at 2:36 pm 8

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Love Yourself the Way Drake Loves the Toronto Raptors Mascot

@adorable-eggplant It looks like a lot of fun, I'm glad it didn't disappoint!

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 11:04 am 1

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

This was such a good week at the Hairpin, and such a bad week everywhere else. I'm just going to get a blanket and a pillow and squat here until real life catches up.

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 3:40 pm 2