By EM87 on Men Explain Cars To Me
@DaJuice A more charitable interpretation: "The only thing that usually amuses me is looking at a penis"
@adorable-eggplant I would eat the tomato. I'm a total tomato cast-off fan.
@Jazmine Hughes do not get married unless your partner can count
By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Love Yourself the Way Drake Loves the Toronto Raptors Mascot
@adorable-eggplant It looks like a lot of fun, I'm glad it didn't disappoint!
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This was such a good week at the Hairpin, and such a bad week everywhere else. I'm just going to get a blanket and a pillow and squat here until real life catches up.
@Sa Ra@facebook I know you are spam but I will make an example out of you because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ("ROLLING STONES WERE THE GREATEST!" "DYLAN WAS THE GREATEST!"), BUT NO, YOU ARE WRONG
@chickpeas akimbo @Jazmine Hughes I am so sad I'm late to this party but I'd sit through the commercials for Daniel Henney Adjusts His Tie.
The last time I heard this argument, I was at a comics convention and two bros were arguing that Ridley's character in "Alien" was originally written for a man to play, and choosing a woman instead was arbitrary and unnecessary, and since it wasn't written especially for a woman, it didn't take advantage of "female traits" and so was a poor choice. I guess Ridley shoulda talked more about "having it all" and maybe there could have been a romantic lead to save the day instead? They were so smarmy and privileged and smug, I wanted to rip their faces off.
@adorable-eggplant I will join you in singing the sweet, sweet praises of the slowcooker. I always doff mine under the sink for the summer months, and temporarily imagine myself the kind of person who will just eat crudités and gazpachos and pita chip for all time; but, come September, will slink back and *beg* its forgiveness with lashings of oxtail and bay leaf.