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@Mayor of Butt City I just got an IUD put in on Monday! Most excruciating pain I have ever had in my LIFE. Now, I'm just super paranoid that I can feel it in my uterus, that's migrating, that I'm going to end up pulling it out with a tampon, etc. Overall, I know it'll be worth it in the long (5-year) run, but that pain... OMG. And please, Mirena, don't migrate or come out. Because I can NOT do that again.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 5:02 pm 0

On Happy National Peanut Butter Month

@OhMyGoshYouGuys Yep, I bought the little 2-pack of PB2 with the chocolate and regular powdered PBs. They're not bad, but they are not an adequate substitute for when you REALLY want peanut butter. The regular is... sweeter, maybe? I use the regular kind mostly if I'm putting it on a toaster waffle or on a VitaTop (which will then be covered with whipped cream). The chocolate is just its own thing altogether.

Posted on November 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm 0

On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy

"You don't want to be someone else's opening act."
Best mantra ever.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm 8

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Are You Doing It Every 28 Days or So?

@rebecca@twitter Ooh! Ooh! Awesome Nuvaring story. Like @Lindsay Gordon@facebook said, I only had it come out during sex once, and it was early on, before I really got the hang of shoving it up in there (also, in the rare instances my period wasn't over in time, I have had both the Nuvaring and tampon in with no issues). EXCEPT...
One time I was hooking up with a very hot, very awkward guy. He was fingering (eee I hate that word for some reason) me, and PULLED IT OUT. Like, "Hey, what's up here? I'm going to see!" And then he looked at me confused and grossed out, and that was the end of our sexy times. It makes for a great, albeit embarrassing, story.

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm 0

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Are You Doing It Every 28 Days or So?

@Killerpants @mackymoo @moxycrimefighter @jolie kerr You ladies are all fantastic. Thank you. I love zee hairpin!

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm 0

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Are You Doing It Every 28 Days or So?

@Luftyer I'm on Nuvaring and skip mine every other month! If it weren't for spotting, I'd skip it EVERY month. When I was on the pill, I would skip it for three or four months at a time.

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm 0

On Ask an Indelicate Question: How Are You Doing It Every 28 Days or So?

The thought of doing it on my period is making me nauseous and making my vag hurt all at once. Totally admire those of you who do it - but it's out of the question for me, unless it's at the tail end and at night when it kind of tapers off anyway.

I love sex, but y'all are making me feel like I don't love it enough - I love my boyfriend, we're great in bed, but I don't really miss it ALL that much for a week? Maybe if we spent more nights over at each others' places (overnight parking is a PAIN by both of us in the winter, it's just not worth it) it'd suck more.

But ow.

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 12:46 pm 2

On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Girl What's Your Thing

@redheadedandcrazy oh good lord. i don't know, but it's in the trash now.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 2:20 pm 2

On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Girl What's Your Thing

I might be a bit late, but... My thing is HAIR.
Not the hair on your head, but detached hairs. Dry, wet... ew, ew, ew. I know no one LIKES hair scattered on the floor or whatever, but I legitimately can't stand it. I feel nauseous just thinking about it. During college, I had to shower with my eyes closed because of those disgusting CLUMPS of hair on the shower walls. In the dorm, I figured out when the showers were cleaned and that's when I'd shower. I was the kid who took ten minutes to walk from the locker room to the pool because I had to make sure I didn't step on any single piece of hair. I vacuum my bathroom every single day because yes, I'm a girl, and I know I have hair, but it needs to disappear ASAP after I blow-dry.
EW HAIR. Going to go hide now.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 11:18 am 2