transplanted New Englander desperately seeking iced DD also, I want to hang out with every woman who reads and comments on the Hairpin. seriously.
I watched her other videos. She's pretty adorbs.
I was absolutely furious about the eyeball choice. She could have easily used black olives and maybe some tomato? Or sprinkled some red spice over them? Red spice? What am I talking about?
I also appreciated how she said, "I like to put a thin layer of aluminum foil..." and "I like to cut the Italian bread..." as if she prepared meat heads ALL THE TIME, and this ain't no thang, take it from me, I love this shit.
I mean, you could send it to me, I need some new Fruit of the Loom undies in a pack, which are always more expensive than I think they will be, because I always think, "Oh, it's a basic brand so it won't be too much money," but they are like $9/back, so I never buy them, even though I really need new underwear, and then...
whoa. yeah, this is my favorite type of story-telling.
also. I thought the "surprise" was going to be like... that... she... got accepted to Harvard at 15. a surprise? that reminds me of cake.
@thebestjasmine oh shoot. I definitely just commented about how I love looking at her clothes. I'M NOT SHALLOW! I SWEAR!
I LOVE THESE PICTURES! Every time I see photos of her, I wanna dress just like her. Look at that last picture! How ballin would it be to wear an outfit like that? Or that striped top she's wearing while reading? My other fave is the green wrap-top and black pants. Sigh.
@beanie THE CAT! the fucking cat is going to set it off I JUST KNOW IT!
@NeenerNeener omg. I know. I love my rabbit but I fucking hate my rabbit. he leaves hay everywhere. omg stop eating hay because you never eat all of it. but I feel shitty if I give you a tiny bit.
@Ophelia WHOA WAIT I WANT THAT BASIL SHIT!
in high school my bff and I would drive around and blast this song. and force everyone to listen to us sing it. this song, and "Like a Prayer." omg.