On Nice to Meet You, Internet

Human women, how do they work?

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 2:52 pm 3

On The CrazySexyCool Pie

...because I'm trying to get out of the wallpaper?

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 5:54 pm 6

On A Rule Is a Rule: A Day Among the Millinery at Royal Ascot

@lora.bee And what _I_ say is, them as pinched it...done her in.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 8:14 pm 2

On Will You Invite Last-Timers to Your Wedding?

@The Lady of Shalott that food blog pisses me off every. single. time. i see the title.

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 6:30 pm 0

On Relax ... Into Love

@Absurd Bird That was Palmolive's angle, though, right? Those dainty southern belle hands on the label?

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 7:34 pm 0

On Knocked Up, Knocking Back

@Catina Wig I only decaffed obnoxious teenagers who came into the store in hordes before and after movies and pissed off everyone in the store by running around, shrieking, bumping into displays, flinging apparel, etc. NO you do not need this caffeine.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 7:46 am 0

On On the "Facebook Phone"

@Countess Maritza heh, I imagined it was one of those ultrasounds where the baby will stubbornly only show its butt.

Posted on April 4, 2013 at 5:21 pm 12

On $638,412.97

@leastimportantperson After reading the blurb I was picturing a flamboyant, crusty (leathery?) Jack Palance character; then I got to the second page and it was Jon Lovitz. Does. Not. Compute.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 5:58 pm 1

On Owls vs. Larks

ZzzQuil is Tylenol PM is Benadryl. Just a little antihistamine. Except the Tylenol PM has Tylenol too.

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 7:50 pm 3

On Name That Book!

@Snowy Owl Love Killer Madeline L'Engle wrote a few short stories about the boy Jesus in mythological Egypt...The Sphinx at Dawn, perhaps?

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 10:14 pm 0