This is why I try to never leave the city (except to go to crowded beaches).The woods are filled with hoardes of feral in-bred mouth-breathing killers. Never find yourself more than a mile or so of a place that sells lipstick.
@DickensianCat I just accessed it, but it looks like she deleted her last post, so maybe that was it. Try it again.
Amateur night. Too complicated. Next time tell your friend to just puke on the bar.
@Gnatalby Unfortunately, crazy as fuck bitches seem to have sucubus phermones. They can reel men in with a mere batting of their crazy eyes. I've lot a few guys to these types. And they never get better.
This reminds me of the time my uncle screamed at my two pre-teen male cousins, "Where the FUCK did you kids get such SHITTY language?"
I'm really glad I'm reading this in a time zone where it's after lunch.
Lips like that will not make anyone want to kiss me.
Sniff. Cat. I'm still sitting shiva for him and I'm not even Jewish (really, it's just an excuse to not shave my legs.)
While walking on the beach on high doses of anti-depressants and talking about their great new cell phone calling plans.
This is like going to the Yale Club for lunch and complaining about no pork buns on the menu or siracha on the table. You're in a dainty old tea room.Give up.