I know this is a joke list, and I totally get it and I don't want to be a lame-o for saying this, but I still feel the need to note that not being married is not a thing there are reasons for, other than the obvious one: not wanting to be married and/or not meeting a person worth marrying. That is all.
People are always asking us how our toddler son got his amazing red hair. We don't know, he just came out that way. Just found that anecdote particularly funny, since we have to answer that question daily. :)
Is this Lady possibly Emily Gould? I don't know why I am asking this, except something set off in my head that it is her and the rest of the time I am reading this using her voice.
@kayjay: People who are trying to re-enact FRIENDS and/or Sex and the City.
@Andrew Spena@facebook: I want to watch this several more times and figure out all the product placement. On mute. Much more interesting than the actual video.
@atipofthehat: Couldn't say it better. And the triggers are, as V.V. says, the tiny things that you'd never expect. It's so important to have these types of pieces of writing out there, reminding people they aren't alone, that this happens to the best of us.
@gimlet: My boss started using 'best' after we got a new boss and the new boss used 'best'. It was the ultimate in lame- you change your email signature because your new boss uses this? Maybe I attach too much to this move, but it screams chameleon to me.
Edith, it's the answer to your life's question!
@likethestore: I need this explained to me as well. And who the FUCK is putting a hose up their butt?!?!?!!? So many question marks and exclaimation points.