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By meetapossum on "I Don't Even Remember What I Got at the Olympics"

LOCHTE!

I will totally watch the shit out of this show. I love that dummmy.

Posted on March 27, 2013 at 12:19 pm 3

By yeah-elle on The 1961 Birth of Negging, as Seen in "Go, Dog. Go!"

@fondue with cheddar

Um, so you're packed and you're stacked, specially in the hat. Brother, wanna thank your milliner for a chapeau like that.

Posted on March 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm 24

By fondue with cheddar on The 1961 Birth of Negging, as Seen in "Go, Dog. Go!"

@iceberg
So ladies, if the hat is fancy,
And you want a triple X dance-y,
Dial 1-900-HAIRPIN
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got HAT!

Posted on March 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm 26

By nationalboneawards on The 1961 Birth of Negging, as Seen in "Go, Dog. Go!"

Wait I thought negging was actually invented in 1813 by Jane Austen. "She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt ME."

Posted on March 22, 2013 at 1:43 pm 44

By chnellociraptor on Sorry About That!

YES NOW I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO DO WORK ANYMORE!

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:21 pm 10

By RNL on Paying Your Share and When You Can't

I have a Grown Up job, and many of my friends are still grad students, and I'm often very very happy to pay for them at restaurants, give them booze at my house, etc. Generosity is a pleasure to me, and my friends reciprocate in ways they can afford (eg cook me lentils, help me do stuff, etc).

But to make me pay your bill sneakily is like stealing, both of my money and my pleasure in giving.

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm 25

By highfivesforall on Awkwafina's Guide to the Big Apple

Yeah it's totally a recent development that young people and artists are moving to New York, that has never happened before.

I do like the idea of making it rain with metro cards, though.

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm 4

By parallel-lines on Leaving Westboro Baptist: An Interview

@FromTheFuture OMG, even crazy church dads are still embarassing!

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm 6

By Olivia2.0 on Welcome, xoVain

Also, I hope Jane is paying Cat royalities for basically just pimping out her (questionable) writing style to other beauty writers. For instance, this article http://www.xovain.com/skin/best-eczema-creams is CALLED I don't shoot up I just have eczema.
.................I HAVE ECZEMA AND IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SHOOTING UP. IT LOOKS LIKE ECZEMA.

I love a drug reference as much as the next gal but......stop it. Please.

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 3:19 pm 4

By fondue with cheddar on Welcome, xoVain

xoVain, you probably think this song is about you.

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 1:53 pm 24