I will totally watch the shit out of this show. I love that dummmy.
@fondue with cheddar
Um, so you're packed and you're stacked, specially in the hat. Brother, wanna thank your milliner for a chapeau like that.
So ladies, if the hat is fancy,
And you want a triple X dance-y,
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got HAT!
Wait I thought negging was actually invented in 1813 by Jane Austen. "She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt ME."
YES NOW I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO DO WORK ANYMORE!
I have a Grown Up job, and many of my friends are still grad students, and I'm often very very happy to pay for them at restaurants, give them booze at my house, etc. Generosity is a pleasure to me, and my friends reciprocate in ways they can afford (eg cook me lentils, help me do stuff, etc).
But to make me pay your bill sneakily is like stealing, both of my money and my pleasure in giving.
Yeah it's totally a recent development that young people and artists are moving to New York, that has never happened before.
I do like the idea of making it rain with metro cards, though.
@FromTheFuture OMG, even crazy church dads are still embarassing!
By Olivia2.0 on Welcome, xoVain
Also, I hope Jane is paying Cat royalities for basically just pimping out her (questionable) writing style to other beauty writers. For instance, this article http://www.xovain.com/skin/best-eczema-creams is CALLED I don't shoot up I just have eczema.
.................I HAVE ECZEMA AND IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SHOOTING UP. IT LOOKS LIKE ECZEMA.
I love a drug reference as much as the next gal but......stop it. Please.
xoVain, you probably think this song is about you.