100% Actually a middle aged-dad.
My pie would redirect the 25% dedicated to watching salt intake to Dad Jokes. But yeah, mostly accurate for me too.
By oh, george on The Dad Vibes Pie
30% greets family dog with more enthusiasm than human family members
50% skeptical of teenage boys
20% rocking a mets visor
Sometimes, you're so anti-racist that you're actually really racist.
These were great. I think the bro/editor ones were my favorites.
I love this comic. So perfectly illustrates That Crush.
I also love the Hairpin's new spam.
Prophets, witch doctors, shamans > friend's moms making 80,000/yr working from home.
@stonefruit I have changed into pj's and said, 'well, going to bed soon!' and guests have not left. And I don't even serve Martha Stewart meals!
This could also be titled "Signs I am passive-aggressive, and not someone you should be spending your evenings with, anyway."
My list would be as follows:
1. I have said, "oh, I've had such a great time with you! I have to wake up early tomorrow, though, so I have to cut the evening a bit short. Can we do this again soon?"
Another intricate problem solved by saying what you mean.
- I have put on my pajamas/"loungewear" and curled up into a little ball on the couch. My deep, even breathing indicates that I am asleep.
OH LAWD this is every shabbat meal I have ever hosted. (To be honest, also most of the ones I've attended.)
They got Jeff Bridges and fucking Meryl Streep and they didn't make it black and white??? WHERE CAN I FILE MY OFFICIAL COMPLAINT?