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By Clarence Rosario on The Dad Vibes Pie

100% Actually a middle aged-dad.

Posted on May 1, 2014 at 6:26 pm 2

By The Hyperbolic Julia Set on The Dad Vibes Pie

My pie would redirect the 25% dedicated to watching salt intake to Dad Jokes. But yeah, mostly accurate for me too.

Posted on May 1, 2014 at 5:58 pm 1

By oh, george on The Dad Vibes Pie

30% greets family dog with more enthusiasm than human family members
50% skeptical of teenage boys
20% rocking a mets visor

Posted on May 1, 2014 at 2:51 pm 2

By mochi on Cancel "What Americans Will Look Like in 2050"

Sometimes, you're so anti-racist that you're actually really racist.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 1:54 pm 5

By de Pizan on Love Poems, Then and Now

These were great. I think the bro/editor ones were my favorites.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm 1

By redridinghoodrat on Adventures With Gym Man

I love this comic. So perfectly illustrates That Crush.
I also love the Hairpin's new spam.
Prophets, witch doctors, shamans > friend's moms making 80,000/yr working from home.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 6:36 pm 6

By kateek on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@stonefruit I have changed into pj's and said, 'well, going to bed soon!' and guests have not left. And I don't even serve Martha Stewart meals!

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 6:21 pm 2

By hotdog on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

This could also be titled "Signs I am passive-aggressive, and not someone you should be spending your evenings with, anyway."

My list would be as follows:

1. I have said, "oh, I've had such a great time with you! I have to wake up early tomorrow, though, so I have to cut the evening a bit short. Can we do this again soon?"

Another intricate problem solved by saying what you mean.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 5:01 pm 4

By stonefruit on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

- I have put on my pajamas/"loungewear" and curled up into a little ball on the couch. My deep, even breathing indicates that I am asleep.

OH LAWD this is every shabbat meal I have ever hosted. (To be honest, also most of the ones I've attended.)

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 4:55 pm 2

By sluts4ever on Here's the First Trailer for The Giver

They got Jeff Bridges and fucking Meryl Streep and they didn't make it black and white??? WHERE CAN I FILE MY OFFICIAL COMPLAINT?

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 3:28 pm 1