This is perfect in its entirety.
@Misselthwaite Yeah, I was reading this article like no big deal, and then I saw the name Vespoli. VESPOLI! As a former crewbie, I feel like I've shaken the hand of someone very important... thanks, Hairpin!
@Srslypissedoff Pshh, that was purposely exaggerated. It's too bad you didn't finish watching this video you came across will-est trolling the Hairpin, because these ladies are fantastic!
@ohpioneer Yep, I got totally sidetracked when I was supposed to scroll past that photo of Almanzo. Supposed to.
I'm really glad that this was written and posted right where I'd read it! Because though I try to think of things in feminist ways generally, I'd never reconsidered the baby shower, only been mildly annoyed at the thought of being pregnant, tired, surrounded by people with their attention on me to an uncomfortable extent, giving me potentially gender-stereotyped gifts... this all sounds much better and easier.
@Ashley Raper I'm glad you're not real because that would be a difficult name to bear.
@chickpeas akimbo Yeah, for me it takes two weeks of not having sex until sex hurts again the first time I do it because I've shrunk up again, or something. However, I tried the smaller Divacup as a virgin and that thing hurt so bad no matter what I did with it, so I gave up on that method of period survival. Different strokes for different vaginas, as 16101600@twitter said above.
Is she a guest? Is she permanent? PLEASE LET HER BE PERMANENT! As in, a permanent FIXTURE IN MY LIFE.
As someone who visits airports just to hang out, I wholly approve of this article.
Hah, this is actually a little embarrassing to look at and read because I used to make these EXACT SAME LITTLE THINGS, with the lists of identity-defining factors and all, and it feels like you're all looking at my third grade diary!