Needs more Qream
Why chew an almond at all ever in a world where marzipan exists?
I'm really sorry this happened to you.
When I first read the headline I thought it meant "20 songs by women that will (THE WOMEN) turn 20 in 2014 (BECAUSE THEY, THE WOMEN, WERE BORN IN 1994)" and I was like :((((((((
(But then I read the whole thing and felt better about my increasing and inevitable obsolescence because at least it has a nice soundtrack)
The horse named Donna is what sold it for me.
Psst... I think that first #3 is supposed to be a #2.
...or maybe I'm supposed to imagine a world where the number 2 does not exist and laugh about it? (It is pretty funny, up there with throwing milkshakes at things)
"the sound of the slim stem snapping in the black wind of passion comes back time and time again"
I mean, what
Can we not do the "lol annoying vegans" thing here please?
Stopped reading at #3 because that is all that needs to be said on the damn topic. *folds arms*
Oh jeez look at those goddamned adorable bears LOOK AT THEM
ARE YOU LOOKING