The people demand MELIS!!!!
Tags: MALLORY ORTBERG
@Lisa11111111 SERIOUSLY LISA! You probably really hurt Lisa1's feelings. In fact, she just called and told me so.
For all of you wondering where @melis is, she has recently undergone crazy lasik surgery that is causing her all kinds of pain when she looks at a computer. Were I more witty I would make some comment involving eye lasers, sex toys, and eye lasers as sex toys, but this must suffice! She misses you all terribly.
sister of mallory
@melis Yes it is I, the meestair! I will have a hot scotch and water, hold the water, hold the heat, on the rocks.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read! And I've read John Maynard Keynes!