All right all right all right!
I really hope this review of the springbok benches is a joke: "As an avid hunter I was looking far and wide for the perfect piece to accent my trophy room. My search is over! As a young boy, I spent summer afternoons with my grandfather hunting Springbok ont he plains of my native South Africa. This piece perfectly captures the essences of these beautiful animals. From the fine detail around the heads of the creatures to the beautiful woven wicker, this piece is perfect in every way. This piece is truly a work of art, worth at least double what I paid for it. My only regret is they were unable to fit additional springbok heads on each end, or along to top part of the bench. They could have easily put 5 or 6 springboks on there. Oh well, I am still extremely happy with my purchase."
I call that "collapse angrily to the ground, refuse to move" thing "civil disobedience".