On Take This Halloween Costume Idea ... Please
@ohfiddlefaddle If you don't have any Halloween plans, I might have to ask you to be the Eponine to my Cosette. Then we can get drunk, wave revolutionary flags around and yell-sing "Can You Hear The People Sing" in crowded bars... Hey, we can't let the guys have all the fun!
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Shopping
Once at a bar, this totally inappropriate guy came and slapped my ass. Being the entirely rational person that I am, I wheeled around and punched him. My first experience getting ass-slapped = my first experience punching a dude in public.
Then he asked if he could buy me a drink.
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On Take This Halloween Costume Idea ... Please
When I was in the 5th grade I was SUPER into musicals (aaand still am)so my gramma handmade me a Young Cosette costume. Complete with weird milkmaid bonnet. I don't know how accurate that is with French revolution styles but whatever. Anyway, I was convinced that the boys would finally think I was really sexy because I could pull the elastic puff sleeves off my shoulders, like on the Les Miz tee shirts, even though I had brown eye makeup smeared all over my face as dirt.
A bunch of bitches that had all decided to go as a lame camo-themed-group came up and were like, "Uhmmm sooo if you wanted to be Cinderella, why wouldn't you be her AFTER she's a princess?"
Notoverit.
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On Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have Said: The Bracket
@annev6 Oh yes, and #12 was made even more chuckle-friendly by the fact that I'm currently wearing wedges. My boyfriend doesn't seem to mind them though? At least he doesn't emotionally abuse me for wearing them, so I guess I've got a winner?
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On Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have Said: The Bracket
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On Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have Said: The Bracket
I'd say my worst was when my ex and I were having our penultimate break up fight and he yelled "I've never wanted to hit a girl before, but you make me want to!!" at me before stalking off when I was simply asking him to cease being a shitbox boyfriend... *oh, romance*.
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On What Ever Happened to Connie Converse?
OOooh this gave me shivers! WHERE ARE YOU, CONNIE?! Anyone up for a RECON mission on her behalf (RECONnie, if you will)?
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On You Have One New Death
This has me teary-eyed in my cubicle. Brought me right back to when I was a high school senior and found out one of my best friends had passed away over AIM. Thank you so much for this.
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On Sarah Hepola Can Walk Her Cat on a Leash
@FromTheFuture Wait, I'm curious about these no-joke-really-ghosts! Can we gather around the fire for a story time? Yes? No? Maaaybe?
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Shopping
@heyits No way! Oh my gah that guy must've felt like such a tool. What is it with guys just thinking that they can lay hands all over us stranger-ladies? On the bright side, I'm heartened by the fact that you seem like a kickass mama bear for your little cub.