Barry Grant

Barry Grant

Just a guy who likes girls.

On First Pages of Fake Lifetime Movies: 'Refill'


Or Charlie Sheen. Or Charlie Brown for that matter.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 4:18 pm 1

On The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Food Allergies


But but but ... raw onions make my lips burn, and caramelized onions don't and are way delicious. So I guess I'm in the intolerant camp. Or something.

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 5:19 pm 0

On [Technical Difficulties]

@Hot Doom

So it's Mercury's fault then? I don't know how much of my personal dumpitude has been about communication but sure, I'll go with that.

Posted on March 6, 2013 at 2:36 pm 0

On More Lego Friend Scenarios

@fondue with cheddar

Conversely, behold Goldie Blox: http://www.goldieblox.com/

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 5:30 pm 1

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@lucy snowe

Those bedroom eyes! Mmmm ...

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 5:18 pm 0

On Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Mom

Nicole, could you make this into one of those playoff-chart items? "The Worst Thing I Ever Said to My Mom"

Posted on March 4, 2013 at 5:17 pm 2

On "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

@lucy snowe "Oh. I also look like Jacques Pepin's daughter Claudine. But only when she's looking down."

I would like to marry her, up, down, or all around.

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 5:48 pm 1

On Interview With a Virgin: Eliot


Yes, I always thought that airport runs were implicit, like bailing out of jail and being the emergency contact if you get hurt on the job.

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 5:04 pm 4

On Pickup Lines If Sitting Is the New Smoking

@leon s

Don't forget Sit-Ins.

Posted on February 20, 2013 at 6:00 pm 6

On "I couldn't stop staring."

You guys are KILLIN' me!

Posted on February 20, 2013 at 5:46 pm 0