On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

Uuuuggghhh, and it ends with "All dudes just want you to make them a sandwich, that'll make him love you."

Noooooooooooo :<

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 10:43 am 4

On Let This Champagne Bottle Explain How 75% of Men Come Within 3 Minutes

Also that thing with the banana, man, that's not how that works.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 1:11 pm 8

On Let This Champagne Bottle Explain How 75% of Men Come Within 3 Minutes

Three minutes? That... seems short.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 1:07 pm 2

On I Fear I'll Be Stuck on Level 29 of Candy Crush Forever

There are $40 in-app purchaes in this game.

No SIR I will not keep playing your game. No SIR.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 4:23 pm 4

On Time to Find a New Drink

I like really hoppy beers but I also like beers that are not hoppy so maybe they should be making both. Or some people can make hoppy beers and some people can make less-hoppy beers.

There's enough beer varieties for everyone!

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 4:11 pm 6

On Friday Open Thread

@Queen of Pickles I didn't bring mine today!

And I'm actually doing QA these last two days, I just need to test two different versions of the system but there's not really any real difference, so while I'm glad everything is basically the same (found all the same bugs I did yesterday!) it is pretty much mind-numbing. Yesterday was nice, kept busy but not TOO busy. Today was awful.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 4:40 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

Today at work: I did literally the exact same thing I did yesterday except the files I was submitting to test our system were different by 3 characters.

I am incredibly bored and my brain has rebelled.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 4:19 pm 0

On Good Boyfriend, Bad Boyfriend: The Game

Ethan Hawke played kind of a bad husband in Before Sunset tho.

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 12:05 pm 2

On The Mystery Injury Pie

I've got a few tiny cuts on my knuckles and I have no fucking clue how they got there.

Posted on April 18, 2013 at 2:33 pm 0

On The Homemade Cadbury Creme Egg

This seems like an awful lot of work for something I can and will buy for like 70 cents.

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:22 pm 2