I love The Hairpin more than I love some people. Most people? Shooot. Gotta reevaluate those priorities.
@lobsterhug Seriously, seriously for sure a bear. Disappointingly so.
@ferdinand the bull Pie-Q.
I loved these so much I started making them.
It's a Wonderful Life.
Eustaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. I like good old Pond's, but admit to never having tried it as an all-over body lotion.
WISE CHILDREN ARE THE WORSTTTTT. Thank you for saying so.
Which was why I kind of liked that weirdsauce "Where The Wild Things Are"? Because neither the kid nor the monsters generated from his imagination solve things in a remotely adult way.
Though its not clear to me where Tatum O'Neil in Paper Moon falls on this spectrum, and I'd take a bullet for that version of her.
"Don’t emulate your brother’s attitude if he rides parallel with the ground."
If you're in LA you should go to The Edison tomorrow. It is where I will be and it looks cool and fancy and totally sequin-appropriate.
On Wrap It Up
@Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse I am fairly confident that I once lost a seasonal retail job based on my inability to wrap presents. At all, at all.