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a5ouncebird

I love The Hairpin more than I love some people. Most people? Shooot. Gotta reevaluate those priorities.

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Destruction of Fatty Arbuckle

@tortietabbie Eyeliner?

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm 1

On Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

@lobsterhug Seriously, seriously for sure a bear. Disappointingly so.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm 3

On Meg Ryan Dinner-and-a-Movie Theme Parties

@ferdinand the bull Pie-Q.

Posted on January 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm 0

On Drive It All Day and Don't Fill Up the Tank

I loved these so much I started making them.

http://tinyurl.com/6m94glm

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 3:29 pm 0

On Drive It All Day and Don't Fill Up the Tank

It's a Wonderful Life.

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm 0

On Where Is Jane When You Need a Winter Body Wash?

Eustaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. I like good old Pond's, but admit to never having tried it as an all-over body lotion.

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 1:04 pm 0

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Unspoken Tragedy of Natalie Wood

WISE CHILDREN ARE THE WORSTTTTT. Thank you for saying so.

Which was why I kind of liked that weirdsauce "Where The Wild Things Are"? Because neither the kid nor the monsters generated from his imagination solve things in a remotely adult way.

Though its not clear to me where Tatum O'Neil in Paper Moon falls on this spectrum, and I'd take a bullet for that version of her.

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm 8

On "Don’t cultivate a 'bicycle face.'"

"Don’t emulate your brother’s attitude if he rides parallel with the ground."

...What?

Posted on January 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm 0

On It's Party Time. Oh, It's Party Time. Havin' a Paaar-tay. Come On.

If you're in LA you should go to The Edison tomorrow. It is where I will be and it looks cool and fancy and totally sequin-appropriate.

Posted on December 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm 0

On Wrap It Up

@Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse I am fairly confident that I once lost a seasonal retail job based on my inability to wrap presents. At all, at all.

Posted on December 16, 2011 at 3:55 pm 0