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I love The Hairpin more than I love some people. Most people? Shooot. Gotta reevaluate those priorities.

By Johanna Elemenopee on Short Lists

aw i love prairie home companion

Posted on April 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm 12

By parallel-lines on "Your money is under the guillotine."

Cleaning lady, I expect you to push this apartment over a mountain. And it will be done by any means necessary, even death by arrow. I trust you can have this done by 6 pm tonight.

Also, please buy more toilet paper or I will have you killed by the natives.

Posted on April 25, 2012 at 10:37 am 13

By P.S. Please don't hate me on Lent Is Capitalized

@Alixana
"Reliance on certain beauty products." I'm giving up the blood of virgins this year!

Posted on February 22, 2012 at 6:03 pm 11

By melis on Calling Your Girlfriend

"Hallo! Find love!" This is just eighteen different kinds of terrific.

Posted on February 22, 2012 at 4:07 pm 31

By ylime on Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

It's the Lagarfljótsormur.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:37 pm 8

By Charlotte Barbercheck@facebook on Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

Any time the filming technique is "pull all the way back and add extra blur!" I'm 100% believing it.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm 12

By MilesofMountains on Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

I have been waiting since I was a wee MilesofFoothills to hear the occasional "we could totally make a mammoth out of SCIENCE" musings to become "we totally made a mammoth you guys!" but even I have to admit that's totally a bear.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm 5

By frigwiggin on Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

I love a good hoax as much as anyone, but that's a fucking bear.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:17 pm 15

By redheaded&crazy on Your 2012 Baby Name Guide: Puritan Edition

@Katie Scarlett It's a game! Kill Sin Pimple: Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Ryan Gosling

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm 13

By slutberry on Your 2012 Baby Name Guide: Puritan Edition

@The Lady of Shalott I knew this because there was a Dear America book where Wrestling Brewster was a pervy jerk. I loved that book.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 4:12 pm 4