I love The Hairpin more than I love some people. Most people? Shooot. Gotta reevaluate those priorities.
aw i love prairie home companion
Cleaning lady, I expect you to push this apartment over a mountain. And it will be done by any means necessary, even death by arrow. I trust you can have this done by 6 pm tonight.
Also, please buy more toilet paper or I will have you killed by the natives.
"Reliance on certain beauty products." I'm giving up the blood of virgins this year!
By melis on Calling Your Girlfriend
"Hallo! Find love!" This is just eighteen different kinds of terrific.
It's the Lagarfljótsormur.
By Charlotte Barbercheck@facebook on Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch
Any time the filming technique is "pull all the way back and add extra blur!" I'm 100% believing it.
I have been waiting since I was a wee MilesofFoothills to hear the occasional "we could totally make a mammoth out of SCIENCE" musings to become "we totally made a mammoth you guys!" but even I have to admit that's totally a bear.
I love a good hoax as much as anyone, but that's a fucking bear.
@Katie Scarlett It's a game! Kill Sin Pimple: Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Ryan Gosling
@The Lady of Shalott I knew this because there was a Dear America book where Wrestling Brewster was a pervy jerk. I loved that book.