@AuntAgatha. I feel like this essay is on the wrong site. Ugh, take that tired old foodshame elsewhere.
@CinnamonSwirls. You are the best for invoking this help number!
@Lily Rowan. Oh good lord, this fleeing octopus just made my day. Love you, Nopetopus!
I disagree with the Burning Man fan score because I used to have a Burner as a roommate and she still owes me $900. I feel sure that score should be a 10. She was on the polyamory bus too, thus ruining both things for me forever. (Well, as much as polyamory could have been ruined for me anyway; that was never gonna happen.)
@pajamaralls. Off topic, but I love your avatar!
@anachronistique. I went and looked for "Firefly" with some trepidation. It's just that I do love it so!
@Slutface. It strikes me as an American Apparel ad gone live.
@cherrispryte. And now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! "Incarcerate your kitties and take them out for aiiiiir"
@Nicole Cliffe. NOSIST.