On Texts From Don Quixote

Gonna make "I REQUIRE SWIFTNESS" my email signature

Posted on January 9, 2013 at 9:59 pm 1

On The Best Time I Almost Destroyed My Sinuses (?)

Sounds like someone swallowed some Jagged Little Pills... ahhhh sorry I really hope you are okay!!!

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 1:54 am 2

On Apples: Still Good for You

Apples are ok but they get somealysofast :( Same goes for pears, which is a shame since those are about the only fruits being served at my college nowadays.

Now grapes, on the other hand. Grapes, man.

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm 0

On Belle's Inner Monologue

Love the final whispered, "GURL."

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm 0