Gonna make "I REQUIRE SWIFTNESS" my email signature
Sounds like someone swallowed some Jagged Little Pills... ahhhh sorry I really hope you are okay!!!
Apples are ok but they get somealysofast :( Same goes for pears, which is a shame since those are about the only fruits being served at my college nowadays.
Now grapes, on the other hand. Grapes, man.
Love the final whispered, "GURL."