@commanderbanana THAT PEPPER BOTHERS ME SO MUCH. I stared at it for a while trying to think of a way to make it make sense, but nope.
By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on The Worst Time Kris Jenner Taught Me To Make Pumpkin Bread
I just found out that today is Kris Jenner's birthday, so hopefully someone bakes her something like this pumpkin bread.
I love how the best pictures they could come up with on the front was some Sara Lee-looking lemon meringue pie, her holding a red pepper in a way that no one has ever cut a red pepper before, and what looks like box pasta with steamed bag veggies dumped over it.
"Evil little f*cking troll.." This article was amazing.
THANK YOU, YOU WONDEROUS BEASTS OF WHIMSY AND LOVE AND INTERNET COMMENTING. AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
@adriana Pupppyyyy!! Look at that crinkly little tongue.
@jazzloon Yay! That is so exciting! Now I can tell you directly that the interracial dating article linked above was super meaningful to me, and I sent it to my boyfriend and we had the 'things that are important to me to clarify before/if we ever have children' talk which was big and scary and totally necessary [neither of us is black, but also neither of us is white, and I'm mixed and he isn't, so it's a conversation that was going to have to happen eventually, but it was reaaaaally nice to have some talking points to get it started]. Also, that last line killed me and is why I am still, perhaps, not ready for kids.
Anyhoo, excited to see where the Hairpin is headed. If there could be more Billfold cross over, I would not complain... For example, everyone should be reading that 'how wizards do money' series; it's a gamechanger.
Petty enthusiasms!!!! Yes, please! That is what brought me to the Hairpin lo those many moons ago. And I hope Haley's work at WORN means there might be a little more fashion content around these parts. Excited to see what the future holds for the Hairpin!
yaaaaay thank you jia thank you hairpin and THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED THIS WEEK.
That Jessie Ware song tho.
"Oh, I just looked you up on Wikipedia and I see that you’re 55. Oh, yeah! That is such a hot age. It’s like, you’re still alive, but only for about 30 more years."
By Jia Tolentino on 42
@mystique Sarah Miller is actually 17, she's lying for this piece because she wants us to think she's hot