On The Worst Time Kris Jenner Taught Me To Make Pumpkin Bread

@commanderbanana maybe that's what happens when you stare into the middle distance all glassy-eyed instead of looking at the thing you're supposed to be cutting?

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 9:04 am 0

On Hello Again.

@Slutface Yup. I finally turned off notifications telling me when someone replies to my comments because I got sick of all the spam replies flooding my inbox (spam replies to comments I'd left months, maybe years ago). Not a good thing if you want to maintain a strong commenting presence, like the Hairpin used to have.

Posted on September 3, 2014 at 2:07 pm 0

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

@Jia Tolentino aaa oh no... i'm going to miss your music posts especially. you introduced me to some really cool stuff. (๑◕︵◕๑)

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 12:40 pm 0

On A Playlist of All the Music We've Posted in 2014 So Far

sweeeeeet. summer has officially started.

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 10:22 am 0

On My Eulogy According to My Amazon.com Orders

this is so clever and good. so many great lines.
off to buy a sweater stone.

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 1:21 pm 0

On 10 Famous Quotes Recast For the Beyoncé-Solange Situation

@I AM DIAPHENA & there were bodyguards present. severely limited how much damage was possible.

Posted on May 13, 2014 at 1:20 pm 0

On Ask Baba Yaga: I've Been Single for 9 Years & I Feel Like I'm Missing All the Boats

I wish everyone could hear the voice I hear in my head for Baba Yaga when I read these... but probably everyone hears their own Baba Yaga voice?

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 12:36 pm 1

On Cancel "What Americans Will Look Like in 2050"

Sometimes, you're so anti-racist that you're actually really racist.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 1:54 pm 5

On April Horoscopes from Galactic Rabbit

galactic rabbit, making me tear up(in a good way).

Posted on April 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm 0

On "Jon Hamm is next. He's 25 years old, he's a waiter."


Posted on April 5, 2014 at 3:17 pm 0