@angelene YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. It would be. Excuse me as I go off to draft the next installment.
@Mae oh snap, good call with Rainicorn and BMO guys! I will do some bonus looks on the tumblr for these!
@Anne You guys are awesome. You will get more looks. Some of these looks. Looks you never dreamed of. ALL OF THE LOOKS.
@miss buenos aires GASP. This is a brilliant concept. I'M BREAKING SEXY (EVIL ANGELA LANSBURY) BACK.
I was so sad when I found out about their totes unsavory affiliations. It was the highlight of one of summers home from college hitting up Curves with my mom and sister, trying desperately not to lose our shit as our amped, bleached-out, club leader Randi would do the Roger Rabbit in the center of the circuit. Loved.
@Lucia Martinez - I cannot say enough good things about grout saws. Which might speak to need to get a bit of a life? But seriously, just say grout saw, say it out loud! Yell it like you're Braveheart! The best.
when I was 7 I sang "I can't make you love me" at a church talent show. That is all.