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On Gifts, Brolessness, and More Grad School From the Underworld

@Goodness Me! Oh dear, please leave this jerk! He doesn't respect you or love you but it's not because you don't DESERVE love and respect. You do. Please believe me when I tell you that you always, always deserve respect. You deserve it from the barista at Starbucks, the busdriver, your roommate, the random guy on the train, but especially you deserve it from your significant other, because they are supposed to be on your team! They should never make you feel crazy or small. Leave him even if you have nowhere to go. You'll figure it out, I promise. And you will be much better off without this raging juicebox!! Sending so much good juju your way!

Posted on March 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm 3

On Gifts, Brolessness, and More Grad School From the Underworld

@Goodness Me! Oh dear, please leave this jerk! He doesn't respect you or love you but it's not because you don't DESERVE love and respect. You do. Please believe me when I tell you that you always, always deserve respect. You deserve it from the barista at Starbucks, the busdriver, your roommate, the random guy on the train, but especially you deserve it from your significant other, because they are supposed to be on your team! They should never make you feel crazy or small. Leave him even if you have nowhere to go. You'll figure it out, I promise. And you will be much better off without this raging juicebox!! Sending so much good juju your way!

Posted on March 2, 2012 at 5:26 pm 1

On A Guide to Finding the Perfect Blinged-Out Pumps

I would wear the majority of these, in all seriousness. Although the pairs with shards of broken mirror make me a little nervous...

Posted on February 28, 2012 at 4:17 am 0

On "You Think I'd Be Wearing These Things of My Own Choice?"

I nominate this lady for A LADY!

Posted on February 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm 4

On How's It Going?

@Jolie Kerr ALL THREE ALL THREE

Posted on February 13, 2012 at 5:05 pm 0

On We're All Murderers Inside Our Own Heads, or The Time My Boss Wanted to Kill Me

Um...why didn't anyone call the police? He sounds seriously messed up in the head, and kind of like he actually wanted to kill you? I don't understand how the administration a) thought it was cool that he should keep working with you and b) that if he were to be fired that the target of his twisted murder-fantasies should be the one to do it? Wouldn't that give him a concrete reason to kill you? So many questions? But yeah, the police.

Posted on February 2, 2012 at 3:31 pm 3

On Ask a Married Dude: Bob and Eli

@emilylouise OMG I feel the exact same on this. I have started and stopped so many posts since I read this letter yesterday...but every time I start writing something rational it just turns into "YOU......YOU ARE A SELFISH BITCH!!!!!" which isn't really helpful...

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm 0

On Ask a Married Dude: Bob and Eli

@rudedog@twitter I completely agree. There is no way in hellllll that the husband doesn't know (at least on some level) that she is completely awful. I really like that she is so deluded and self-centered that she thinks she pulled off the charade of a lifetime in the grocery store. As if your husband didn't notice you bug the eff out and then run away to the car crying! AS IF.

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 6:56 am 1

On How to Get a Man's Telephone Number

Ohhhh man. I can't even tell you how comforting it is to read about other people humiliating themselves in the name of some booty. I had just been dumped and was looking for a rebound, and a friend coerced me into doing all these really embarrassing things including, but not limited to, showing up to my coworker's apartment (he lived in her building) UNNANOUNCED....even better, his girlfriend was there but I just thought it was his friend. This friend turned out not to be a good friend. Anyways, these events have haunted me for years.

Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:47 am 0

On When Your First Kiss Happens in Public

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I am shivering. Good sweet Christ on a cracker!

Posted on November 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm 0