On You're So Cute I Could Squeeze You to Death, Scientifically Speaking

I have a Bernese Mountain Dog, and the fact that she's survived 8 years without being squeezed to death for her cuteness is astonishing.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 12:48 pm 0

On A Lazy Man's Guide to Seducing Women

@likethestore My marriage was precipitated by a bong and Neil Gaimen's Neverwhere.

Posted on December 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm 3