On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Gloria Swanson Saga, Part One

Oh, I love this series so, so much. So much! (Also, PSA to everyone: Sunset Boulevard is currently streaming on Netflix.)

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 1:11 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Laundry School - Bras and Mildew and Taffy, Oh My!

Yo! On the mysterious orange spots (or pink streaks, even): if you're using any kind of benzoyl peroxide on your face, that shit can bleach the hell out of your clothes, so be sure to wash your hands and such after applying (and when you wash pillowcases, towels, etc., just maybe be prepared to do a "zit cream ugh wash" where you expect the streaks to occur, I guess).

Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm 0

On Aesthetics

@JessicaLovejoy And nobody interrupted this imaginary person with "You have a phone call...it's Art." So, so sad.

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm 1

On How to Write a Resume, Part One: Practices to Avoid

Using a professional email address is helpful, as well. I'm amazed at the otherwise professional-looking resumes I've seen with email addresses like "PrInCeSSSpArKL369LOL@supercoolemail" or whatnot attached.

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 4:28 pm 7

On Learning to Love Ben, Part One

I think the hair is just a part of the whole Bachelor/Prince Charming thing, yeah? In that he is supposed to have flowing Disney Prince-esque locks or what have you?

My main issue with the hair is that, as a woman who has grown out more than one pixie cut, I immediately recognize it as "Stage 2: The Mushrooming" and if any one of those women really loved him, they would help him appropriately accessorize with headbands, scarves, and clips.

Posted on January 3, 2012 at 12:08 pm 6

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Cary Grant's Intimate Bromance

@melis Yes. You are correct. And everyone who disagrees: hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice, goodbye.

Posted on December 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm 0

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Cary Grant's Intimate Bromance

Doris Day breaking out in freak-out hives in A Touch of Mink when Cary Grant flies her down to Bermuda to sleep with her is pretty much the realest of the real, right?

Posted on December 21, 2011 at 12:53 pm 2

On How College Girls Talk

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 10:30 am 0

On George Is the Trendiest, But John Is Still the Best

"I thought Pete was The Best?! Just kidding. Although the Walrus was Paul, it was clarified in Glass Onion."-comment my dad would post, probably

Posted on December 2, 2011 at 10:37 am 6

On Jennifer Lopez Can Do Whatever She Wants

You can't fool me, Mitch Connor!

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 9:38 am 4