Oh, I love this series so, so much. So much! (Also, PSA to everyone: Sunset Boulevard is currently streaming on Netflix.)
Yo! On the mysterious orange spots (or pink streaks, even): if you're using any kind of benzoyl peroxide on your face, that shit can bleach the hell out of your clothes, so be sure to wash your hands and such after applying (and when you wash pillowcases, towels, etc., just maybe be prepared to do a "zit cream ugh wash" where you expect the streaks to occur, I guess).
@JessicaLovejoy And nobody interrupted this imaginary person with "You have a phone call...it's Art." So, so sad.
Using a professional email address is helpful, as well. I'm amazed at the otherwise professional-looking resumes I've seen with email addresses like "PrInCeSSSpArKL369LOL@supercoolemail" or whatnot attached.
I think the hair is just a part of the whole Bachelor/Prince Charming thing, yeah? In that he is supposed to have flowing Disney Prince-esque locks or what have you?
My main issue with the hair is that, as a woman who has grown out more than one pixie cut, I immediately recognize it as "Stage 2: The Mushrooming" and if any one of those women really loved him, they would help him appropriately accessorize with headbands, scarves, and clips.
@melis Yes. You are correct. And everyone who disagrees: hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice, goodbye.
Doris Day breaking out in freak-out hives in A Touch of Mink when Cary Grant flies her down to Bermuda to sleep with her is pretty much the realest of the real, right?
"I thought Pete was The Best?! Just kidding. Although the Walrus was Paul, it was clarified in Glass Onion."-comment my dad would post, probably
You can't fool me, Mitch Connor!