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Unaccompanied Lady

Unaccompanied Lady

The Unaccompanied Lady travels without husband, brother or father. She keeps her honor intact through the strategic use of terror and employing tactical scandal. The Unaccompanied Lady’s avatar is Soviet Cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, the first Unaccompanied Lady in space. Follow the Unaccompanied Lady on Twitter @UnaccompanyLady

On Five OkCupid Messages That Made Me Want to Revise My Profile

"Do you speak english? How are doing this weekend?"

My profile is in English.

"You are invited to Bursa! Do you have a couch surfing profile?"

"Don't get me wrong because i really don't mean it in a bad way, but...why do women get more attractive and understanding when they are older? especially why after 40s? do you have an idea?"

Posted on November 5, 2012 at 12:38 pm 2

On The Billionaire

This is great. Thanks.

Posted on September 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm 0

On No One Likes Umbrellas

See? that's why dressage is freaking hard. That horse was behaving as horses typically behave- like he has a mind of his own that operates according to its own impulses. If you never saw something like this it would be easy to conclude that these high level competitors are machines. In reality, nothing they do in that dressage arena is natural horse behavior. Go Capital.

Posted on August 9, 2012 at 1:42 pm 0

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Warren Beatty Thinks This Song Is About Him

@SuperGogo super like!

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 2:58 pm 0

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Warren Beatty Thinks This Song Is About Him

I have loved WB since I was 13.

The movie that did it? No shame here, no hate: Heaven Can Wait.

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm 0

On Have Your Hummus and Eat It Too

Yogurt + cumin= excellent, not boring, hummus

Posted on July 12, 2012 at 3:23 pm 1

On Honeymooning Off-Road in Vietnam

LOL! "stomach flu."

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 2:01 pm 1

On RIP, Nora Ephron

I saw My Blue Heaven, arguably not one of her best or best known works, in a movie theater when it first came out in Warsaw and was the only one laughing in the whole theater! I thought it was funny! It had Steve Martin in it. How could that not be funny?

Posted on June 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm 0

On The Best Time I Met Bill Clinton

I met BC in February, 1991, when he just starting out his presidential campaign, and I was a lowly communications ass't at the DLC, an org of which he had until just prior been head.

After speaking at the group's annual conference, Clinton went backstage where the staff had lined up to shake his hand. With every.single.person, including peons like me, he looked down at your credentials/breasts then at you straight in the eye and said, "thank you so much, Unaccompanied Lady" like you were the only person in the room. SWOON. It's magic. FACT.

Posted on June 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm 8