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On Spider Terrorizes News Team

I am possibly more hungover at work than I've ever been, and this has just cured me. I love how the woman bends in front of the camera so she can read the teleprompter.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm 1

On The Best Time I Found a Dead Mouse

Lovely. My first New York mouse was an adorable creature; perhaps unwisely, I allowed him to stay and gave him the occasional chickpea. Then he got trapped in my closet and he made all of my clothes smell like dead animal. So I guess it didn't really work out.

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 4:02 pm 1

On Less Coherent Than Santorum!

No idea what he's saying, but Atlanta is crawling with homos. I got laid more often when I lived there than I do in New York.

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 4:04 pm 3