Everybody's clever nowadays.
I had my baby on Sunday! He is a perfectly tiny human and his name is Desmond Elvis (as in Costello, not Presley). I don't post all that much here, but I'm telling everyone else I ever met, so why not my peeps here? Anything you ever wanted to ask someone who's been a mother for five days?
Sobriety update: now two months sober. I am finding it to be easy in some ways, but hard because it's getting warmer and I miss beer. But I am going to Seattle this weekend, so I'm looking forward to that! I hope everyone has a safe, fun long weekend!
Also, no bees thread is complete without
I pronounce it "Gyllenhaal."
also, this was the first thing that came up just now when I googled "gif party!":
@angelinha (THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE!!)
@raised amongst catalogs I want you and @Decca to have your own radio show. I would tune in daily.
@RubeksCube I've not only done that sober, I've thought, "What is that bitch staring at?" and glared at my own reflection. I often go out looking less kempt than I imagine myself to be.
@Decca In the worst way. Actually, when I read your comment about playing drunken Jenga, I was watching a Youtube video of Maria (from the earlier article about head-tingling, whispering videos) and she was arranging Jenga blocks while chatting in soothing tones. Worlds collided, Decca; worlds collided.