@Amelia Bedelia They are so great!
@adorable-eggplant Mazdas are the best! I don't have a 3 but my 2000 Mazda Protege is a goddamned workhorse that just won't quit and I hear the Mazda 3 is basically a better Protege.
@Gulf of Finland This is annoying and not gross but my husband's fidget when he kind of zones out to think is to rub his hands together and ultimately start making hand fart noises. IT IS THE MOST ANNOYING. Since it's a thinking thing it doesn't happen a lot when I'm around unless we're both working on stuff in the same room, and he's pretty good about stopping if I yell at him.
One time I seriously yelled "I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU" after the 3rd time I asked him to stop.
@yeah-elle That is precious!!
@bibliobotic Me too! Like the old interview with [an animal] articles.
@fabel Or when it just fits like a glove the first time (so big but not big enough to give your cervix what for) and it's like YES JACKPOT.
@hoo:ha WHOA THIS IS AMAZING. What do you have on tap already?
This is disgusting, but I actually had a dream about this once. A friend of mine wanted to make cheese flavored like her toddler as a kind of keepsake? The cheese making process involved the kid sleeping in a vat of some goo, Matrix style.
(Then the kid woke up and I didn't know what to do so I sent my husband to the library to get a book about taking care of babies, but he came back with a pamphlet trying to convince pregnant teenagers to not get abortions and I threw it at him.)
@supernintendochalmers That's what I've been thinking about! She's, like, in the top 10 in terms of comedian success right now.
The only appealing thing about a juice cleanse is the ability to not have to think about or prep what you're eating. It is hard to make dinner every day!