I would put myself through a year's worth of Monday-after-Daylight-Savings mornings for you, Bobby Finger.
This is my puppy when she was a puppy.
@jazzloon Not my puppy (I wish) but in going with the polar bear theme from earlier, look at this little champ:
@juksie i wish i could put it on a license plate
"one of the devil's many hellbrides" is my new twitter bio
@Sara Gaddis@facebook whoa, maybe people just find more personal meaning in the fleeting nature of conversations than in the view from a bridge they see every day. Maybe people just like their lives to have different flavors.
"If I die on top of Machu Picchu texting "omg what a bitch" to the person standing next to me, I will not die ashamed."
When I sent this, my email ads suddenly flooded with Raw Diet and skin tightener ads. Sooooo Paleo.
You are a good writer with a fantastic bullshit detector.
Everyone should be too busy working for this!
By adorable-eggplant on "When things are too easy, we may become like unchallenged schoolchildren, sullen and perpetually dissatisfied"
@isabelle bleu Chillwave is so aspirational for me. If I could ever be reasonably described as chill, I'd be very happy.