By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on What to Wear at Fancy Halloween Parties

*throws out pack of stick-on mustaches from the dollar store*

*dresses up as Canada instead*

Posted on October 23, 2014 at 3:46 pm 2

By Jazmine Hughes on "I Want You Back" Is Back

@Sa Ra@facebook I know you are spam but I will make an example out of you because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD ("ROLLING STONES WERE THE GREATEST!" "DYLAN WAS THE GREATEST!"), BUT NO, YOU ARE WRONG


Posted on October 16, 2014 at 11:39 am 9

By eliz_s on Nickelodeon's Diversity "Problem" Is That It Likes Diversity

Would watch a marathon of John Cho Standing Around Being Really Attractive.

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 12:46 pm 5

By sony_b on Ask a Fancy Person: Occasionless Gifts, Chemo Baldness at the Office, The "Thanks For the Birthday Wishes" Anomie

I went through chemo last summer and chose to stay bald the entire time - including at the office and at corporate conferences I attended. Going in I knew I wouldn't do a wig, I didn't even bother buying one. I did try scarves but I was always fussing with them and was never comfortable. Big lipstick, big earrings. I never had a stranger make a comment in 7 months. Be comfortable! I noticed that people were much more comfortable around me when I was bald than when I was futzing with the stupid scarves - they could tell it bugged me, and it bugged them in turn.

Also, for more casual occasions where I wanted to keep my head warmer I really liked Buffs (planetbuff dot com).

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 3:00 pm 3

By Tiktaalik on Why I Have To Be So "Rude"

When Husband and I first heard this song we both thought it was hilariously similar to the "Ras Trent" bit by Lonely Island. Picturing Andy Samberg yelling "Rastafarianism!" really makes "Rude" more tolerable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:41 pm 2

By Jia Tolentino on Why I Have To Be So "Rude"

@ejcsanfran i thought "rude" was ok

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 12:38 pm 2

By dontannoyme on Can You Patent a Tank Top?

I'm actually going to patent my own yoga outfits. I bet nobody else has ever thought of wearing to their yoga session a once-white-now-grey Gap tshirt with some slightly baggy-at-the-knee running leggings which got repurposed when I stopped running. They are very particular to me, being soggy with sweat and rather larger than the average yoga outfit. I am going to patent them right now and the sue the downward doggy arse off of anyone I see wearing anything similar next week.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 5:32 pm 2

By Brunhilde on The Harsh Mellow Pie

LOL at "th;dr"

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 5:28 pm 1

By radicalhw on Dear Shailene Woodley


Posted on May 6, 2014 at 4:55 pm 6

By Lisa Frank on Dear Shailene Woodley

What does it mean to "hail men"? Is it like hailing a taxi? If I walk out to the curb, raise my arm and yell "Man!", will a man pull up and give me a piggy-back ride to my house when I'm drunk?

Posted on May 6, 2014 at 4:53 pm 10