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On What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?

When I was a kid, my Dad used to tell me, "eat your food, there are children starving in Bethesda."

This was a hilarious play on the whole "children starving in X poor country" joke, which I was not familiar with, because Bethesda is one of the richest suburbs of DC where I grew up, which I also did not know.

So, once I was hanging out with my best friend's family and they were visiting a cousin in Bethesda, and I very solemnly informed them that there were children starving there.

Posted on February 18, 2015 at 10:51 am 6

On "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

I am at a loss for words but I need you to know that I am here for you and most especially those tags

Posted on February 13, 2015 at 10:29 am 0

On What Happens If You Put Placenta In Your Hair?

My favorite thing is the 'n' in "Henna 'n' Placenta." Like someone said, it has to be kicky and fun!

Posted on January 22, 2015 at 1:14 pm 1

On What Happens If You Put Placenta In Your Hair?

Oh my god this is amazing. I feel like I want to invite my sister over and just put a bunch of weird shit in our hair.

Posted on January 21, 2015 at 5:22 pm 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

This is the first year since starting work I've actually had MLK day off! Just to be REAL on the nose about it I'm going to see Selma.

Posted on January 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm 1

On "Through rain, snow, sleet, or hail, and the gloom of night"

Someone tell me about holiday tips. I had never heard of them until this year, and when I brought them up at a family dinner over Christmas my Dad told me that government employees aren't allowed to accept more than (some small amount of money; he is a retired federal employee, not with the postal service). How do I do them? I love my mail guy.

Posted on January 13, 2015 at 11:12 am 0

On Open Thread / Weekend Roundup

Oh god I'm so scared of IUDs!

Posted on January 9, 2015 at 7:39 pm 0

On How Do You Get Shit Done?

@hungaryforchile I am majorly into your 3rd bullet point--at work, if I have a ton to do I am a champion (but a stressed out, pissed off champion who doesn't leave the house or cook any food), but if I have nothing to do everything takes f o r e v e r.

2015 might be the year I finally try to change things in terms of productivity.

Posted on January 9, 2015 at 7:38 pm 0

On Excerpts From the January 2015 Vogue, Presented Without Commentary

Don't you talk about punch like that

Posted on January 7, 2015 at 1:17 pm 0

On 6 Things to Look For in A Man

It's important to know what year your man is from so you can assess the risk of asbestos and lead paint. Also test the basement for radon.

Posted on January 7, 2015 at 1:15 pm 2