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On Ask a (Terrifyingly) Clean Person: Oozing Gourds, Glue Mishaps and Food Coloring Woes

@Jolie Kerr Yeah and those pumpkins lasted FOREVER. I think that one finally turned to goop in, like, January.

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 4:01 pm 0

On Ask a (Terrifyingly) Clean Person: Oozing Gourds, Glue Mishaps and Food Coloring Woes

Oh my god I think the pumpkin one is me? From last year?

It was right fucked up, so I did end up sanding but then I couldn't match the finish right so there's just a little round sanded spot on my table until I get around to making my dad come and fix it. :/

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 3:44 pm 0

On Bow Down, Witches: The Beyoncé Jack-o-Lantern of Your Dreams

Amazing!

Posted on October 22, 2014 at 2:35 pm 0

On The Hairpin Halloween Advent Calendar: Halloween Rituals

@tofuswalkman The highlight of my Halloween last year was when two ~10 year old boys tried to pull "trick or treat, smell my feet" on us but couldn't finish the rhyme and my husband finished it for them. They were shocked--SHOCKED!--that such an old person knew their secret child chant.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:01 pm 0

On The Hairpin Halloween Advent Calendar: Halloween Rituals

YAYYYYYY--We're doing a couple of things. First, we've already started the parade of scary movies by watching two random ones on Netflix, You're Next and Insidious 2. Both were worth it for a weeknight!

The next thing is that we're going to have a Fall Extravaganza where we go to a pumpkin patch/corn maze in the afternoon, then go have some kind of Octoberfest dinner (there isn't a convenient German restaurant so this will probably just be sausage and beer), then go to Field of Screams which is a haunted house/woods walk/hayride situation. I AM SO EXCITED.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 12:22 pm 1

On Nickelodeon's Diversity "Problem" Is That It Likes Diversity

@Mike_B I would watch a Parks and Rec spinoff that's just Donna's life FOR SURE.

Posted on October 7, 2014 at 1:20 pm 0

On Annotated Rainbow Brite Fan Fiction

Amazing. I used to get a Rainbow Brite tape every time we went to Blockbuster.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 5:48 pm 2

On Why I Have To Be So "Rude"

@Tiktaalik "A DVD of Cool Runnings!"

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:53 pm 0

On The Harsh Mellow Pie

@Brunhilde Amazing

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 5:45 pm 0

On Petition to Let Cinderella Wear Flats

It looks like we might be getting rid of the whole "omg her foot is sooooo small" thing, though? I could get into a trade of a higher heel for a less silly foot size.

Posted on May 19, 2014 at 11:20 am 0