When I was a kid, my Dad used to tell me, "eat your food, there are children starving in Bethesda."
This was a hilarious play on the whole "children starving in X poor country" joke, which I was not familiar with, because Bethesda is one of the richest suburbs of DC where I grew up, which I also did not know.
So, once I was hanging out with my best friend's family and they were visiting a cousin in Bethesda, and I very solemnly informed them that there were children starving there.
I am at a loss for words but I need you to know that I am here for you and most especially those tags
My favorite thing is the 'n' in "Henna 'n' Placenta." Like someone said, it has to be kicky and fun!
Oh my god this is amazing. I feel like I want to invite my sister over and just put a bunch of weird shit in our hair.
This is the first year since starting work I've actually had MLK day off! Just to be REAL on the nose about it I'm going to see Selma.
Someone tell me about holiday tips. I had never heard of them until this year, and when I brought them up at a family dinner over Christmas my Dad told me that government employees aren't allowed to accept more than (some small amount of money; he is a retired federal employee, not with the postal service). How do I do them? I love my mail guy.
Oh god I'm so scared of IUDs!
@hungaryforchile I am majorly into your 3rd bullet point--at work, if I have a ton to do I am a champion (but a stressed out, pissed off champion who doesn't leave the house or cook any food), but if I have nothing to do everything takes f o r e v e r.
2015 might be the year I finally try to change things in terms of productivity.
Don't you talk about punch like that
It's important to know what year your man is from so you can assess the risk of asbestos and lead paint. Also test the basement for radon.