@royaljunk SSAAAAAAAAALT PETEEEEEEEER
@Linette Always been attracted to scruffy hipsters, fell in love with and married a clean cut athletic guy who works at a bank, he's absolutely the best and I still get excited and fluttery when he walks in the door.
@iceberg One time I tried to make brownies for a college potluck, and to my dismay, the brownies did not bake. I was in a hurry and yanked them out of the oven, and later, when they were on the table with the other food, I realized that I had basically brought a pan of uncooked brownie batter. The group proceeded to eat the whole damn thing. I am less self-conscious about my cooking now, since apparently raw brownie dough does just fine.
I think we found the spot for Hairpin Sleepaway Camp!
@SarcasticFringehead Or being pissed that her friend was "girlfriend zoning" her when she needed support.
So I was watching the Stanley Cup finals last night and lost my shit in the last minute when the Blackhawks won. I'll probably feel the same way tonight at five minutes to midnight Texas time. Anyone want to meet up at a bar and holler "GO WENDY" for a while?
@iceberg I am an American who drinks Americanos, although also part British, so maybe I don't count.
@j-i-a Dear Baba Yaga, my mortar and pestle won't start in cold weather. How do I get them to work consistently? P.S. Don't bullshit me, Baba Yaga, or you'll wish you were a hangnail on a plague-ridden rat.
This is the best thing I have seen on the internet all day.