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On Help Hot Mayonnaise

I was thinking Frances, too! Or Rosie.

Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm 0

On Women Laughing Alone With Salad

I believe you will find similar results for "women laughing alone chocolate."

Posted on January 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm 0

On Are There Rat People in New York City?

Here in Portland I saw a woman walking around the farmer's market with a large rat on her shoulder. She leaned down to get something, putting the rat's snout mere inches from a pile of lettuce I was about to buy, and I'll admit my second thought, after "OH GOD NO," was "Well, at least it's not a New York City rat? It's... a nice clean organic free-range Maine rat?" (It was probably a ship rat from the waterfront, who knows, I just needed to talk myself out of screaming.)

Posted on December 7, 2010 at 10:59 am 0