On The Fairest of the Male
@TreatYoSelf Oh, Adam Scott. I watch "Party Down" when I'm sad and he makes me happy again.
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On The Fairest of the Male
@gravie Mmmmmhum. And back up and hit it again.
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On The Fairest of the Male
Louis C.K. is a glaring omission.
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On Isn't Your Clock Ticking?
So I guess when I tell my husband it's a wonder he's not messed up, I'm right? His parents were both in their 40s and now he's 38 and no babies for us yet.
Though it is nice to know if our kid isn't the perfect spawn, I can blame it all on him and his old ass sperm.
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On The Sexy Zombie Vampire _____ Halloween Makeup Tutorial
Sexy Zombie Baby. YES! Also, I paused this at 6:58 and it's hilarious.
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On There's More Than One Way to Knit a Sweater
There's a good chance I dozed off in the midst of the tech talk, but it's still super neat.
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On The Prosthetic Pregnancé?!
@bananab0at Yes! That's it! I'd be so afraid someone would put the make on me.
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On The Prosthetic Pregnancé?!
@bananab0at Haha I know. I just cannot imagine a person being so diluted that wearing a fake belly makes sense to them. However, I'm just a simple girl who shops at Target and Kohl's and this Celebrity Machine is so far from my reality.
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On The Prosthetic Pregnancé?!
Ahhh! I try so hard not to be one of those people constantly complaining and scrutinizing celebs, but dang. Maybe she thinks her belly looks wonky (which it does b/c there's an alien human inside) and she's self-conscious about it?
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On The Fairest of the Male
@gravie Ditto. I haven't birthed a baby but I'm willing to give him a whirl.