By Rubyinthedust on "Breathy-Voiced Long Low Back Unrounded Vowel with Advanced Tongue Root"; Or, "Augh"
or, noises my mom makes when I answer her questions about what my friends are doing with their lives.
By Scandyhoovian on "Breathy-Voiced Long Low Back Unrounded Vowel with Advanced Tongue Root"; Or, "Augh"
@iceberg Haha, I've come to call that one "the Michelle Branch." It's my favorite. You're everywhere to mee-uh, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see-uh...
My favorite blog talks about my favorite cooking blog! Happy early birthday to me!
She is the gemmiest of gems. Wish she was touring closer to my city, I would love to give her a hug. Mwah!
I think we always remember where we were when we found out what Edith looks like.
Oh, Nutella don't cry. No one ever licked a Nobel off a spoon. So at least you have that.
@Reginal T. Squirge
yes, completely. i guess the story is sort of about how that is such a deeply intimate thing to ask sometimes, and he was just not the person i wanted asking me it. i would love a more right person to ask me that! i would say something wonderful back! and squeeze my eyes shut and smile! and he'll hold me close and kiss my nose! and then he'd get up out of bed BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE TO GET THE SUNDAY TIMES but i'd miss him anyway! and he'd come back and we'd read the paper and he'd absentmindedly stroke my hair! and also my beautiful belly, where our perfect baby was growing! and then later i'd die in childbirth because, spoiler alert, it's 1902 and we are poor and remotely located.
By Scandyhoovian on Lines From Songs That Are Fun to Repurpose When You’re Playing Settlers of Catan
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But roll the dice now
CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE, ZELDA
Well, the dashes do kind of give Keats away.