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By Rubyinthedust on "Breathy-Voiced Long Low Back Unrounded Vowel with Advanced Tongue Root"; Or, "Augh"

or, noises my mom makes when I answer her questions about what my friends are doing with their lives.

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 2:10 pm 4

By Scandyhoovian on "Breathy-Voiced Long Low Back Unrounded Vowel with Advanced Tongue Root"; Or, "Augh"

@iceberg Haha, I've come to call that one "the Michelle Branch." It's my favorite. You're everywhere to mee-uh, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see-uh...

Posted on May 28, 2013 at 1:39 pm 6

By SarahDances on Smitten Kitchen's Deb Perelman on Meat, Champagne, and the Secrets of QVC

My favorite blog talks about my favorite cooking blog! Happy early birthday to me!

Posted on October 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm 5

By phipsi on Smitten Kitchen's Deb Perelman on Meat, Champagne, and the Secrets of QVC

LOVE HER.

LOVE HER.

She is the gemmiest of gems. Wish she was touring closer to my city, I would love to give her a hug. Mwah!

Posted on October 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm 2

By Nicole Cliffe on Discovering Vegetables

I think we always remember where we were when we found out what Edith looks like.

Posted on October 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm 19

By City_Dater on Interview With a Fake Nobel Prize, Conducted by a Jar of Nutella

Oh, Nutella don't cry. No one ever licked a Nobel off a spoon. So at least you have that.

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm 6

By Esther C. Werdiger on The League of Ordinary Ladies: Waterfalls

@Reginal T. Squirge
yes, completely. i guess the story is sort of about how that is such a deeply intimate thing to ask sometimes, and he was just not the person i wanted asking me it. i would love a more right person to ask me that! i would say something wonderful back! and squeeze my eyes shut and smile! and he'll hold me close and kiss my nose! and then he'd get up out of bed BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE TO GET THE SUNDAY TIMES but i'd miss him anyway! and he'd come back and we'd read the paper and he'd absentmindedly stroke my hair! and also my beautiful belly, where our perfect baby was growing! and then later i'd die in childbirth because, spoiler alert, it's 1902 and we are poor and remotely located.

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm 16

By Scandyhoovian on Lines From Songs That Are Fun to Repurpose When You’re Playing Settlers of Catan

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But roll the dice now
Resources, maybe?

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm 5

By frigwiggin on Name That Love Letter

@dj pomegranate

CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE, ZELDA

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 12:31 pm 24

By Lucienne on Name That Love Letter

Well, the dashes do kind of give Keats away.

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 12:24 pm 2