On Eradicate Your Resting Bitchface with a $2000 "Valentine Anguloplasty"

@empathicalist Have you ever seen Pan's Labyrinth? Ugh, that motion of the knife.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 12:15 pm 0

On The Best Time My Sister and I Got Kicked Out of Rugged Sleepaway Camp

@RebeccaKW When she was describing the living conditions, all I could think was "NOPE! nopenopenopenope. No effing way."

Posted on August 22, 2013 at 10:11 am 1

On One-Piece Think Piece

@sophia_h I hear that. I've graduated to a tankini, but exposing the lower half of my belly still makes me anxious. It's the one part of my body (aside from the awful seasonal allergy bags under my eyes) I'm self-conscious about.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 1:01 pm 1

On Deadly Combinations of Male Fashion and Behavior

These made me cringe. "It's all good.", is almost as nauseating as "It is, what it is."

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:09 pm 8

On Summer Invites and the Word “Yes”

As someone who has been paralyzed from social anxiety lately, I needed this.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 4:20 pm 6

On Couples Therapy

@Heat Signature Also, art and history teachers.

Posted on July 17, 2013 at 12:55 pm 0

On A Brief Encounter With Jane, the Queen of Chicago

@we all want to be big stars

"She likes...music."


Posted on July 12, 2013 at 2:26 pm 0

On A Brief Encounter With Jane, the Queen of Chicago

"Her favorite flower...is daffodils."


Posted on July 12, 2013 at 11:55 am 2

On American Humor Outed

@iceberg Oh, no. I don't know anyone who drinks instant coffee besides my 90 year old grandmother, who drinks lukewarm Sanka all day long in between sips of Chardonnay.

My awesome grandmother aside, what I'm trying to say is that coffee in the US has come a long way.

Posted on June 20, 2013 at 8:45 am 4

On Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?

@or Elsa! Love that sketch! That and Dave Foley's "I'm sorry, I don't speak any English" sketch are gold. Also, Heccubus!

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 9:29 am 1