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On X-Files Red, Not Lohan Red: A Haircut Trauma

This post just seemed kind of mean-spirited. No one was holding you hostage at the salon, and you are taking out your neurosis about your head on someone whose job it is to cut hair.

Just cut your own hair. No "trauma" necessary.

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 12:28 pm 4

On FOUND: The Best Sheets

I'll be sleeping exclusively on flannel sheets until the temperature gets above 30 degrees.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 2:56 pm 0

On The Unsexy Pie

My birth control does a pretty good job of that :\...

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 2:13 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant I'm on the Drynuary wagon as well. THIS IS A SECRET, BUT: I had a beer while out bowling with friends last Saturday. One beer, went home early, haven't had anything else since. I'm chalking it up to "waste not, want not", because it was a free beer that a friend bought me not knowing that I was dry. I might go an extra day to make up for it, but I'm considering one drink in a month a damn victory.

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 3:32 pm 0

On Ann Friedman's Best Things of 2013

@Jen@twitter I kid you not! My husband and I were actually picking up our marriage license at City Hall that day. We were joking around that it should be "our song" on the way out.

Posted on December 31, 2013 at 2:25 pm 0

On The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras

@D.@twitter I have a embroidered, gauzy, see-through hippie tunic of my mom's from the 60's. The first time my mom saw me wearing it with a camisole underneath, she sighed and said

"You know, in my day, I didn't bother to wear anything under that. Not even a bra!"

Now, I am am much more endowed in the breasticle region than my mother ever was, but GOOD GOD.

Posted on December 31, 2013 at 2:23 pm 0

On Ann Friedman's Best Things of 2013

@Jen@twitter

"5. Playing "My Heart Will Go On" on a piano in city hall plaza in Boston."

That was you?! Bravo!

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 4:02 pm 0

On The Hoarders Pie

@OhMarie I NEVER drink hard alcohol at home, yet I have 3/4 of a bottle of fancy tequila that has been in my freezer since my housewarming party 5 years ago.

Posted on October 24, 2013 at 3:05 pm 0

On Estate Jewelry: The Original Burning Man and A Ring For the Birds

@cmf406 I actually just saw an episode of the Antiques Roadshow recently where a woman had a similar bracelet. It had hounds and foxes on it. I thought of that immediately when I saw that broach.

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm 0

On Eradicate Your Resting Bitchface with a $2000 "Valentine Anguloplasty"

@empathicalist Have you ever seen Pan's Labyrinth? Ugh, that motion of the knife.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 12:15 pm 0