On Three Deviled Eggs
@sudden but inevitable betrayal ....a little of both? You can literally mix the yolks with almost any cheese (smoked Gouda for the win!) and top with the spice or garnish of your choice.
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On Three Deviled Eggs
"Glued to the plate with a dab of that filling"?!?! How have I not heard of this before??? Damn you, Tupperware and your fancy deviled egg holder!!!
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
@The Kendragon Aw! Even more special, then!
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@EternalFootwoman Awesome! Report back with your results, please?
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On The League of Ordinary Ladies: Short Dates
@beanie If your credit card has your middle initial, just make up names starting with that letter and explain (if confronted), that you go by your middle name. Bonus points if your first name is mainstream, and you make up long and bizarre middle names that you "prefer".
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On Absolute Transparency, or Love in the Time of Google
@The Kendragon
Oh actually your sternum dent is a plus! I had a boyfriend with it, and that's such a great nuzzling spot when snuggling. Be proud of your uniqueness!
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On Ask a Clean Person: Laundry School — Lint and Static and Ironing, Oh My!
@crookedlegs If only you were as lazy as me!
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On Ask a Clean Person: Laundry School — Lint and Static and Ironing, Oh My!
@laurel Ohhhhh, I love my stupid cheap Sunbeam iron that has the forced steam feature and I almost never drag out the ironing board, I just hang things on the type of hanger that has the swivel hook, over the shower door, and WHOOOOOSH the wrinkles out! Or, I even hold the hanger up in my left hand and more caaaaarefully do the WHOOSH thing so that I'm not blanching my own paw.
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On YSIDTA?
@Slutface I'm sorry, I really am. I came across as rather mean in that comment, and I'm not a mean person. I've been where you are, EXACTLY where you are, this calendar year! I had to break up with an "looks fifty (Sean Connery for the win!), acts twenty". I argued with myself about how fuuuuuun he is, and how sweeeeeeet, but in reality, it came down to wanting to be WANTED now and forever, rather than NEEDED. I promise, you will end up playing the part of his mother, and that's not a happy ending (double entendre totally intended) for either of you. Hugs from this Internet Stranger.
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On Wedding Ugg Has Life of Its Own
@every tomorrow@twitter
Perfect shoes for working in the Qream bottling facility. Who will know if you've been stomping around in candy-colored fake milk all day? And who will care?