@Statham some of them already do. I lived down the road from one while I was depressed in the suburbs without any decent bars nearby, and I still wasn't ever compelled to order a drink there.
Am I correct in a assuming that a bachelorette party is a gift-giving occasion? What do you get someone (specifically, a coworker you've known for 6 months) for that? The cost involved for weddings from all parties is dizzying; I live in constant fear of the day my actual friends start getting married (thank god for my fellow late bloomers).
Sales, oh my god, definitely sales.
A girl I knew in college who always had cute haircuts switched to a middle part a couple years ago. It's not really working for her and as someone who took almost 19 years to realize that she could make her hair part to the side, it's baffling.
@pajamaralls our hicks didn't have the sense not to try to squeeze their unnecessarily massive trucks (we lived in the suburbs!) into the normal spots
I pretty much only buy Taco Bell if I can pay in pocket change, doesn't everyone?
@Tammy Pajamas after 23 years in GA I'm pretty much accustomed to cockroaches but definitely just googled "do house centipedes live in Atlanta"
@fondue with cheddar ha! My grandparents have served me Entenmann's on those same plates many times.
Everyone in my office is convinced they're closing because of Obamacare. Apparently everything is Obamacare's fault and it's very hard to take 5 seconds to google for facts.
@leon s time to learn to scavenge. Nuts and berries forever!