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On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

"Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm 2

On False Dichotomy vs Who Cares

this is perfect you are perfect that last sentence is perfect thank youuu

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 1:22 pm 3

On A Sochi Dispatch

"THAT GUY FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY" IS HARVEY FIERSTEIN SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm 1

On What I've Learned From Three Years Without Shampoo

NEVER.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 3:37 pm 11

On Here Is a Video of a Woman Eating a 72-Ounce Steak in Under Three Minutes

@stonefruit I NEVER FORGOT

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 2:36 pm 1

On A Story About Fancy Toast, Sort Of

TOAST IS OUR BEAT CARMICHAEL

Posted on January 14, 2014 at 3:53 pm 6

On 10 Years, Actually: Harry & Karen, David & Natalie, John & Judy

bobby finger is right about everything

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 4:24 pm 3

On Remembering the Early Days of Jezebel with Anna Holmes

Bustle is an excellent website. At Bustle, you can find many articles, about lipsticks but also who is running for Queen next England. Bustle is the perfect site for women who read but also enjoy being a wine desk for a Tall Man. Bustle: isn't it time you were reading it right now this time?

Posted on November 7, 2013 at 2:22 pm 10

On Remembering the Early Days of Jezebel with Anna Holmes

@JessieGarn05 Leone Takata is making $87 what does Leone know that you don't Jessie

Posted on November 7, 2013 at 2:19 pm 9

On Remembering the Early Days of Jezebel with Anna Holmes

As for me, these days, I read only Bustle.

Posted on November 6, 2013 at 5:46 pm 24