By juksie on How to Enter Parties
This seems like an appropriate time for the nopetopus...
HELLO ELIZABETH WARREN.
By sceps yarx on Friday Open Thread
MY SIX YEAR OLD IS DONE WITH HIS THREE AND A HALF YEARS OF CHEMO TOMORROW! I have so many feelings. I'm dealing with them by obsessively reading the Hairpin. Thanks for being here for me you guys!
If you find yourself creeping out women a lot, try using a shorter state name, like "Iowa" or "Utah."
@redheaded&crazie "So. OK. Like, right now, for example, the Haiti-ans need to come to America."
/skips away merrily/
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By EpWs on Friday Open Thread
@hellomynameis Hooray for Pinner Babies! I believe the term once they're born is Pinfants.
I hope you're feeling awesome and will continue to do so!
@Miss Cay "Catherine Howard caught in three-way at Lambeth! Exclusive photos from Lady Rochford's iPhone!"
@ixchel Now I'm wishing Claude Rains were here, smoking a cigarette and drinking pastis with me and lifting ironic eyebrows. That would make this whole situation better.
@Jaya You sure do! I am going to have to go back and check my owner's manual to see how to activate this pregnancy shut down thing. I was specifically told (by my mother, no less) that my model did not come with this particular feature.