By juksie on How to Enter Parties

This seems like an appropriate time for the nopetopus...

Posted on June 18, 2013 at 11:38 am 6

By katiemcgillicuddy on Have You Voted Yet, Are You About to Vote, When Are You Voting


Posted on November 6, 2012 at 10:15 pm 5

By sceps yarx on Friday Open Thread

MY SIX YEAR OLD IS DONE WITH HIS THREE AND A HALF YEARS OF CHEMO TOMORROW! I have so many feelings. I'm dealing with them by obsessively reading the Hairpin. Thanks for being here for me you guys!

Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm 64

By stuffisthings on Jim Behrle Wants to Know

If you find yourself creeping out women a lot, try using a shorter state name, like "Iowa" or "Utah."

Posted on September 18, 2012 at 3:04 pm 13

By MoxyCrimeFighter on Unfollowback Girl

@redheaded&crazie "So. OK. Like, right now, for example, the Haiti-ans need to come to America."

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 6:11 pm 6

By melis on Carter said she "doesn't consider it discriminatory"

/reads headline/



/skips away merrily/

♪ ♪ ♪ tra la la la la ♪ ♪ ♪

Posted on August 30, 2012 at 11:24 am 22

By EpWs on Friday Open Thread

@hellomynameis Hooray for Pinner Babies! I believe the term once they're born is Pinfants.

I hope you're feeling awesome and will continue to do so!

Posted on August 24, 2012 at 3:55 pm 11

By Megan@twitter on Grab Bag: Four Tet, iPhone Tricks, Prince Harry

@Miss Cay "Catherine Howard caught in three-way at Lambeth! Exclusive photos from Lady Rochford's iPhone!"

Posted on August 22, 2012 at 9:35 am 9

By Lucienne on HBO Yes, Todd Akin No

@ixchel Now I'm wishing Claude Rains were here, smoking a cigarette and drinking pastis with me and lifting ironic eyebrows. That would make this whole situation better.

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm 1

By Yankee Peach on HBO Yes, Todd Akin No

@Jaya You sure do! I am going to have to go back and check my owner's manual to see how to activate this pregnancy shut down thing. I was specifically told (by my mother, no less) that my model did not come with this particular feature.

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 10:37 am 9