When my kitty was a kitten, I woke up to her puking on my head. Then, many years later, my other kitty peed on my head while I was still awake. He obviously was far braver.
@hahahaha, ja. Oh god ew. Also that explains some mysterious bites, possibly. Also, omg they might have been touching me. *throws self away*
My desk chair at work. Last year.
@Does Axl have a jack? *are the ones. I cannot grammar today.
@hahahaha, ja. Lmao, new strategy. Tell him that I will only come if they have puppies! And really, there should be some way to stabilize a hoop skirt...
@noodle I'm pretty sure your boyfriend's family is the one who should be cutting her off, especially if she's being horrible to you.
@lalaladododo Don't feel guilty, seriously. Sometimes that's just the way things have to happen.
I am truly convinced that if my ex-husband ever gets around to marrying his fiance/babymama (I think they're waiting for her to be old enough to drink at the wedding. Yeah.), he will invite me. I would not go even if they were giving away free puppies a la Bridesmaids, but he's just oblivious enough to not realize that.
@doomfordarlings Are you a designer for a store/company whose name begins with A or H and whose stores are filled with shirtless dude pics?
Theeese Reef flip flops! They actually have really good arch support and are supercheap, comparatively, and I have walked literally miles in NYC comfortably in them.