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On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

When my kitty was a kitten, I woke up to her puking on my head. Then, many years later, my other kitty peed on my head while I was still awake. He obviously was far braver.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 3:20 pm 9

On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

@hahahaha, ja. Oh god ew. Also that explains some mysterious bites, possibly. Also, omg they might have been touching me. *throws self away*

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm 1

On The Insecurity Pie

My desk chair at work. Last year.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 1:05 pm 2

On All Things Converge

@Does Axl have a jack? *are the ones. I cannot grammar today.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:55 am 1

On All Things Converge

@hahahaha, ja. Lmao, new strategy. Tell him that I will only come if they have puppies! And really, there should be some way to stabilize a hoop skirt...

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:16 am 1

On All Things Converge

@noodle I'm pretty sure your boyfriend's family is the one who should be cutting her off, especially if she's being horrible to you.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:14 am 7

On All Things Converge

@lalaladododo Don't feel guilty, seriously. Sometimes that's just the way things have to happen.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:07 am 0

On All Things Converge

I am truly convinced that if my ex-husband ever gets around to marrying his fiance/babymama (I think they're waiting for her to be old enough to drink at the wedding. Yeah.), he will invite me. I would not go even if they were giving away free puppies a la Bridesmaids, but he's just oblivious enough to not realize that.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 10:09 am 1

On Beauty Q&A: Miss Fancy Pants Goes to Work

@doomfordarlings Are you a designer for a store/company whose name begins with A or H and whose stores are filled with shirtless dude pics?

Posted on January 30, 2013 at 8:51 pm 4

On Beauty Q&A: Shells, Bra Purses, and The Next New 'Do

Theeese Reef flip flops! They actually have really good arch support and are supercheap, comparatively, and I have walked literally miles in NYC comfortably in them.

Posted on January 23, 2013 at 4:22 pm 0