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On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Marlene Dietrich, Femme Fatale

Dearest AHP,
Well, you've done it.
I'm absolutely besotted with your work. I tried to pass it off as mere admiration, to dismiss it as appreciation for the academic and emotional flourishes in each painstaking profile. All my attempts to remain emotionally distant have failed, and I must now (metaphorically, as I'm rather broke) fill your study with ridiculous bunches of flowers. I've sent a note to Robert Osborne, letting him know that I've found another (we'll always have TCM...). I know it is cruel to leave him in his twilight years, but needs must.
Devotedly,
Me

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm 2

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Marlene Dietrich, Femme Fatale

OH FUCK YES *goes to read*

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 1:26 pm 1

On That New York Times Article About Children and Psychopathy

@sox I'm not convinced that the mother isn't pilled out to try to deal with this.

Posted on May 14, 2012 at 5:55 pm 0

On That New York Times Article About Children and Psychopathy

@EternalFootwoman Amen.

Posted on May 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm 0

On That New York Times Article About Children and Psychopathy

Fuck this kid. Lock him up, medicate him, and save the other children.

Happily child free, and hugging my cats. And awaiting the final demise of the human race.
*shudder*

Posted on May 14, 2012 at 5:49 pm 5

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Passion of Laurence Olivier

@falconet girl, that picture made me change my tights.

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm 3

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Passion of Laurence Olivier

holy shit, holy shit so psyched to read....

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 12:43 pm 0

On Truly Upsetting

@a horde of great crab things seconded.

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 4:07 pm 0

On Truly Upsetting

@Clarence Rosario hot shit! good find.

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm 0

On Truly Upsetting

@armyofskanks i remember when he came out with it, and the outlook seemed so shiny, and I was like "a B-boy can't die". I knew they found it in his salivary gland, and I joked that he got it from spitting ill rhymes for so many years. I thought it was in remission. Time and cancer can go fuck themselves.

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm 2