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By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
"I thought there was steak?"
"Why would you think that? Cause you're a man?"
"What?"
"WHAT?"
"I thought there was steak..."

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:41 pm 2

By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

@Caity Remember to mime putting the ice cubes in the cup and make the *clink* sound to complete the joke!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm 2

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

@StandardTuber Tell him you're making steak for dinner, but then make something different that's not steak! ha ha!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm 4

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

These were published two years ago, which is a great prank in itself, because there's a huge difference between "two years ago" and "in 1952, in whatever the ladies' equivalent of Highlights magazine was." You got me, Fox! So funny!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:38 pm 4

By Aeroplane on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

@StandardTuber These do get a lot easier to write if you imagine your boyfriend is Fred Willard.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:38 pm 4

By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Tell him you're not feeling well and ask that he take your temperature and when he's not looking dip the thermometer into your hot cup of coffee. He'll have a big surprise when he comes back to check your temp!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:36 pm 3

By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Replace your lipstick with dirt and go in for a kiss!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:35 pm 3

By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

When he asks you to read him a story for bedtime [this imaginary fool boyfriend that we're playing games with sounds like he'd need a bedtime story] put a scary book like The Dahmer Files or It inside of his storybook and laugh and laugh while he wonders "Wha Hapn'd?"

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:33 pm 3

By StandardTuber on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Order a pizza for dinner but before he sees the pizza take it out and replace it with pieces of bread. He'll open the box and have a sad, but you'll be there to cheer him up!

Oh, I am going to be thinking about this stuff all day....

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:28 pm 4

By grizzle_bees on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Wait. "kiss his boo-boo" from being hit in the head with a PILLOW?! Is the "pillow" actually an empty pillowcase filled with doorknobs? Because THAT is the kind of prankin' I'm into.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 12:22 pm 4