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frigwiggin

All tomfoolery, all the time.

On So No One Told You Life Was Going To Be This Way

"One of their phones has four selfies of my face."

I vow to do this from now on with any strangers' cameras I am handed for snapshot purposes.

(Also, the tags are on point.)

Posted on September 24, 2014 at 11:49 am 0

On The 50/50 "We Be Jammin" Tee: A Beloved Children's Fairy Tale

The first words out of my mouth after finishing this were a garbled "what the fuck." Bless you, Sara Lautman.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 4:35 pm 1

On A Song of Spice and Fire

I hear that apple cider donuts have this same effect.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm 1

On The Playground Gourmet

These are my very favorite children. I want to borrow someone's child so we can do this. (Or I could fund Iceberg to take the Bergie Bits to a fancy restaurant...)

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 1:43 pm 0

On Animal Surprise: The See-Through

Posted on September 5, 2014 at 11:56 am 4

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

@Danzig!

Dibs on "Dickhole Mind Control" as my new band's name.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 7:28 pm 0

On Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

I haven't skulked around these parts in many a day, but I think I shall return again, like the swallows to Capistrano. Welcome, Haley!

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 1:05 pm 4

On An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Take the tab off his beer can and watch him struggle to open it! Not for too long, though--better get it for him and give him a kiss to make up for it. He's still the man, after all!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 3:21 pm 2

On The New Yorker's Caption Contest (If Every Winner Was About Sucking Dicks)

You know, in case you were wondering.

Posted on October 28, 2013 at 4:01 pm 0

On The New Yorker's Caption Contest (If Every Winner Was About Sucking Dicks)

My favorite New Yorker cartoon-related blog is The Monkeys You Ordered.

Posted on October 28, 2013 at 4:01 pm 2