@carolita OMG, this. I'm just extricating myself from one of these entanglements where I assumed he was just being sarcastic in his dark humor. "It's a shame you're not prettier..." "Nice dress. Did you get that from Fashion Bug? Are you going to paint with all the colors of the wind?" "Are you going to go eat your feelings now?" Sadly, I haven't learned much, as he's not the first man in my life to "offer" to push me down the stairs in case of accidental pregnancy.
Angry birds using their words and De Barge. It will never get better than this, as Thursdays go.
I have nothing of substance to add. I just want to say how much I enjoyed this. All of the scandal pieces, really. And also how weird it is to think about Marshall Matt Dillon talking to the gossip rags about his divorce.