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Dandizette

Dandizette

Some artist person living in Berlin.

On Beauty Q&A: Grays, OTKs, and Sleeping in Rollers

Rose water! Just a cheap bottle from the Asian supermarket. Use it after doing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDEMc_AQtQ. Don't be a dunce like me and do not to rub minty paste plus salt into your eyes 'O_o

Posted on February 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm 1

On The 2012 Oscars

@vanillawaif She has a tiny head of her Léon-self living inside her giant head to stop her from toppling over. Like a girl Weeble.

Posted on February 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm 0

On Always Fix the First Thing That Breaks: A Cautionary Tale

I try to fix it myself and blame the previous tenant for the state of my place.

Posted on February 27, 2012 at 3:06 pm 1

On Ask a Clean Person: Tackling a Major Clean-up, Part Two - The Organizing

I'm a former hoarder and with the help of the awesome FlyLady.net I manage to keep it more or less under control. Everything has its place now and chopping up cleaning time with a kitchen timer has proven very effective. You'll be amazed to find out what you can do in 15 minutes instead of updating your Facebook status and refreshing your Twitter timeline.

A problem still is my tiny hideous bathroom that is a greasy dust magnet. Maybe one day I'll learn to rule that space too. Maybe this way http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-schedule-house-cleaning-in-131142.

Oh, and getting rid of stuff you don't need/use/love frees the mind ánd your closets: http://unclutterer.com/

Posted on February 13, 2012 at 5:20 pm 0

On Mondo Labia

Track down the documentary "Beperkt Houdbaar" by Sunny Bergman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0982851). In it, a 15 yr old American girl (the same?) with freakish labia, according to her mum who never saw her daughter naked. And according to her boyfriend whose only reference was Playboy mag. And possibly Barbie. Bergman visits the girl's plastic surgeon and this happens: http://is.gd/3NnaaU

Posted on September 27, 2011 at 7:10 pm 0

On When the Cat's Away...

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode02.htm#11

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Streaky Polish, Cardigan Season, and Drinks for a Lady

Now I feel totally like clubbing in a NY nightclub, dancing to 80s Gainsbourg while clutching my basket.

Posted on September 18, 2011 at 7:20 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Grease Stains Everywhere!

@bandgmeg Permanent marker? Blood? Lestoil, your friend in every serious graffiti battle.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 11:45 am 0

On A Femme's Guide to Improvement: The Multi-Purpose Wooden Pallet

@Lucia Martinez Oops, yes I see it now… *falls into a coma disguised as a beauty sleep*

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 6:47 pm 0

On A Femme's Guide to Improvement: The Multi-Purpose Wooden Pallet

Mabye someone already mentioned this, but pallets sometimes are treated with insecticide or other chemicals. I'm sure there's a nifty website around with a listing. Check it, in particular if you have such a lovely beagle as you do!

@Alli525 That looks like genuine handwriting, not a font type.

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm 0