Some artist person living in Berlin.
Rose water! Just a cheap bottle from the Asian supermarket. Use it after doing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDEMc_AQtQ. Don't be a dunce like me and do not to rub minty paste plus salt into your eyes 'O_o
@vanillawaif She has a tiny head of her Léon-self living inside her giant head to stop her from toppling over. Like a girl Weeble.
I try to fix it myself and blame the previous tenant for the state of my place.
I'm a former hoarder and with the help of the awesome FlyLady.net I manage to keep it more or less under control. Everything has its place now and chopping up cleaning time with a kitchen timer has proven very effective. You'll be amazed to find out what you can do in 15 minutes instead of updating your Facebook status and refreshing your Twitter timeline.
A problem still is my tiny hideous bathroom that is a greasy dust magnet. Maybe one day I'll learn to rule that space too. Maybe this way http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-schedule-house-cleaning-in-131142.
Oh, and getting rid of stuff you don't need/use/love frees the mind ánd your closets: http://unclutterer.com/
On Mondo Labia
Track down the documentary "Beperkt Houdbaar" by Sunny Bergman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0982851). In it, a 15 yr old American girl (the same?) with freakish labia, according to her mum who never saw her daughter naked. And according to her boyfriend whose only reference was Playboy mag. And possibly Barbie. Bergman visits the girl's plastic surgeon and this happens: http://is.gd/3NnaaU
Now I feel totally like clubbing in a NY nightclub, dancing to 80s Gainsbourg while clutching my basket.
@bandgmeg Permanent marker? Blood? Lestoil, your friend in every serious graffiti battle.
@Lucia Martinez Oops, yes I see it now… *falls into a coma disguised as a beauty sleep*
Mabye someone already mentioned this, but pallets sometimes are treated with insecticide or other chemicals. I'm sure there's a nifty website around with a listing. Check it, in particular if you have such a lovely beagle as you do!
@Alli525 That looks like genuine handwriting, not a font type.