On Girl Talk: Jake Muller

I have never played any of the Resident Evil games. Which one should I start with?

UGHH why am I a day late?!??!?!

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 10:39 am 2

On Improving My Woman Cave

@adorable-eggplant This this so much this. I am so sad about it too, because I really like American Footballlll

As for snacks. I'm lazy. I like Cheeze-its and red wine. Together.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Mother Holle Yogurt Ghost

@bevrockin Me too! I hate them, they give me the squicks.

Posted on August 30, 2013 at 1:24 pm 0

On Where the Girls Were: A 1965 Taxonomy of Coeds

@Fang Probably not, and I am happy/sad about it.
ASC - '05!
(I'm a few days late, I'm backlogged in my blog reading this week)

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 11:23 am 0

On 'Game of Thrones' Men, by Hotness


Posted on April 26, 2013 at 3:47 pm 3

On Good Boyfriend, Bad Boyfriend: The Game

Can we play this game every week?

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 12:06 pm 14

On Tumblrs of Note: Reasons My Son Is Crying

@iceberg Yeah I also find this hilarious. I remember when my niece was his age. Every day was a new struggle with tears. She would throw a fit over the most ridiculous things. She's a pretty cool 5 year old now who does not tantrum, so I see this kid as being pretty normal and I think his parents are probably nice people with a sense of humor.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 3:36 pm 4

On The Bestworst Guy

The bestworst guy lived my college city when I was 22. He was ridiculously hot and had brand marks on three different parts of his body from his college fraternity (including one of his glutes) though the one on his chest was the best. He graduated top in his school for Finance or something (incredibly boring) but then went to NYC and lived for a few years to work 90 hours a week on Wall Street and having relations with all sorts of rich wives. I imagined that they were all young hot trophy wives of his old male coworkers. Then he came back to my college city and met me and we had a whirlwind of the sez for three intense months of debauchery until I broke it off because I THINK HE STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AND I DO NOT GET DUMPED. He wore expensive jeans and sneakers and glasses with thick black rims and hung out at the indie dance clubs and I would see him after I ended it and be sad, but pretend to be happy and go home with someone else, and then I tried to get my skirt back from his condo and his sister was there and I think I was kind of a monster.

I saw him months later on the new year and though I had a date, he tried to take me home. I got to reject him and there has been no vengeance as sweet ever since.

I wonder where he is now.

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 5:13 pm 4

On Being [Something] in the United States

I live in Philly. Word to the wise - Do not read any comments on the Internet, especially for Philadelphia publications. Philly.com is a cesspool of awfulness, and apparently so is PhillyMag!

I saw that magazine cover in a newsstand this past week, and it is currently sitting on my desk because (someone at my firm) must receive this magazine regularly. I haven't read it yet, though I started reading it but then was like, "Uhh wow. This feels racist." I don't read PhillyMag, mostly because I've always thought it was irrelevant to my life, and about once a year they have a ridiculous cover story that screams white privilege. Needless to say, in the most academic and scholarly way possible, it makes me feel icky.

Posted on March 8, 2013 at 3:16 pm 1

On A Letter to Everyone I Know Regarding RuPaul's Drag Race GIFs

@The Dilettantista I knowwww. I like Michelle too. I wasn't upset about the contouring comment. I think she was right, but every week she has been super snide to Jinkx. THOUGH it is entirely possible that they are editing it to make her look worse than she actually is towards Jinkx, I hope this is the case because I think it means that Jinkx might be the winner!!

I love those ridiculous commercials. THEY ARE ALL SO AMAZING.

Posted on March 8, 2013 at 1:31 pm 2